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december 1 

national send a nude day
me:hey its december 1
her: *Attachments: 6
december 1 by meant for people November 28, 2021
March 1 is slap you're enemy in the face day.
Slap you're enemy day means that- IF you have an enemy, you can either wait for them to say something rude so you can slap them, OR, just walk up to them and slap them. (March 1 cannot be defined, March 1 is literally a date, SORRY URBAN DICTIONARY)
March 1 by fuckinbitch<3 February 24, 2022
National Sex day.

Go out and have sex with the person(s) you love! Or with a stranger?
Girl: guess what day it is *smirk*

Guy: July 1st!

Girl: get over here!
July 1 by Bobjoe7789 June 18, 2022

The 5 to 1 

When someone waves to you starting with 5 fingers then transitions to kind of pointing at you with the index finger.
I passed a good ole boy on the road and he gave me the 5 to 1.

I love you 1 Sextillion 

you can never beat this!
Person 1: I love you
Person 2: I love you so much
Person 1: I love you most
Person 2: I love you mostestestestestestest
Person 1: Hmmmmmm, I love you 1 Billion
Person 2: I love you 1 trillion
Person 1: I love you 1 Quadrillion
Person 2: I love you 1 Qunitillon

Person 1: I love you 1 sextillion
Person 2: What comes after sextillion? You win.

`~!1@2$4%5^6&7*8(9)0_-+=qwertyuiop{[}]|\asdfghjkl:;"'zxcvbnm<,>.?/

when you are board as fuck and you type every single number letter and symbol in a search engine
what did you do today i searched `~!1@2$4%5^6&7*8(9)0_-+=qwertyuiop{}|\asdfghjkl:;"'zxcvbnm<,>.?/