A person who is not the main focus of the picture, but rather in the background and looks funny--this person is unaware of their presence in the picture and usually has their mouth open, making a funny face, etc. Therefore, the only thing to do is zoom in on this person to make them really big, then crop it so the picture is just of them.
C: Kaitlyn's legs are open in the back of this picture and she's wearing a skirt--you can see everything.
R: We need to zoom-and-crop that shit.
or
R: Kaitlyn is SUCH a good zoom-and-crop
R: We need to zoom-and-crop that shit.
or
R: Kaitlyn is SUCH a good zoom-and-crop
by haines March 24, 2007
by Luc Weegels December 20, 2004
What you say when something funny or embarrassing happens, you pretend to have a camera phone in your hand and say zoom in zoom in! oh dayuum!
Can also be used when two people are fighting
Can also be used when two people are fighting
by Jennifer<3333 December 31, 2008
a very annoying person.
after she left the lunch table, we were so sick of her opinions on the sodium-free mystery meat, that we muttered under our breath, "what a zoom dog".
by philpheira nachatakiii September 04, 2006
Its when a man takes his little friend and sticks it in mommys tummy. Then the little friend sneezes milk in her tummy.
She says yah. and thats it.
She says yah. and thats it.
by Jimberley Kim May 01, 2005
That tourist was too cheap to spring for a camera with optical zoom so he used Biomechanical Zoom instead.
by Noel S March 01, 2006
by Panic! At The Gay Bar March 25, 2006