write off

To be beaten so bad that you have to goto intensive care. Derives from a car being "written off".

Blud, Marshall got write off! He got slew, blad!"

by b'aaand ta get sleeeew May 11, 2004

writer

An unemployed/unpaid author.

A: What do you do for a living?
B: Well nothing much... Oh, I'm a writer!
A: Right!...

by dramteach December 6, 2010

Barry Whited

v. When an overweight man attempts and fails at being smooth. Usually accompanies a bad cologne such as Stetson and a few gold chains.

Why did you leave me alone? I just got Barry Whited by that man who looks like a 400 pd John Travolta.

by Missyfoosy November 27, 2004

read and write

cockney for a "fight"

i would have gotten here sooner, but i got caught up in a read and write.

by marcus price December 1, 2004

write protected

A married person (men) who is an open flirt. The person justifies the marriage as the "write protection" against romantic coup. read only

A : Hey beau ! I saw you getting cozy with that bombshell, wassup ?
B : Gimme a break, boy, I am write protected.

by SHADAB September 22, 2005

Writer's Cock

When you are to horny to be able to form legitimate thoughts to write anything.

I couldn't write because I was stricken with writer's cock

by Communist West December 9, 2012

eithan write

Gay and has many friends who are also gay jk.They tend to have a tiny penis max length 3 inches meaning bed is a little rough overall a good guy.

"Oh look it's eithan write R.I.P"

by Liltay100 December 10, 2018