wookie 

A hairy yet modernized human being that commonly is seen in the western most regions of washington. a gentle creature by nature but tends to get a little erratic when it overindulges itself with its favorite foods. It's diet consist mainly of a blend barley with hops. if you see this creature be cautious as to whether you should provide him with these items. They will commonly respond to the name of Richard Pulliam but be very wary of this creature when inebriated.

pulliam is a wookie

wookie by the dax October 15, 2007

Snow Wookie

Women in the cold weather that may appear to be attractive, only because they hide their appearance with hoods or big jackets. A snow wookie tends to have a good looking body, but their face may appear to look like they got hit with a 2x4. Most Wookies are willing to give it up on the first night, but must be careful when approaching one. Some can be evil!

Matt- Man it sure is cold out John!
John- Yup! it's about that time!
Matt- yup, the snow wookies are coming out soon.
John- wow! look at her with the hood on!
Matt- that's a snow wookie! here they comeee John!!
John- yup! here they come!

Snow Wookie by MiniMart December 16, 2009

wooden pony 

a basic torture device consisting of a horizontal member such as a board or pipe on which the sufferer rests the weight of the crotch.

Good slaves get spanked, bad slaves ride the wooden pony.

wooden pony by Anonymous October 2, 2003

wookie mistake 

Similar to a rookie mistake but broader in scope and consequence.

Saying he could have a party that weekend was a major wookie mistake.

wookie mistake by Eric Conlon July 23, 2003

wooden music 

Acoustic music, from the largely wood instruments such as acoustic guitars and basses, banjos, fiddles, dobros, etc.

Acoustic Sunrise on KFOG plays a lot of great wooden music.

wooden music by Dr. Badwrench March 29, 2008

Woodsen

A person who is stupid, generally ditches his friends, and bangs goats. He's oddly colored, and has the qualities of a douchebag. Gets tongue tied during uno. Ditched his best friend for a goat. Thinks he's cool but isn't. Needs to get his hair cut and gain some weight. Is somehow part cowboy and part punk. He likes to wear girl jeans and yell at people, cry, and hit things. And likes to bash mailboxes.

Do you hear that yelling and crying?
Yeah, its probably Woodsen.
I think its a girl crying.
No, thats Woodsen.

Woodsen by TheThreeMusketeers. April 12, 2011

Wooden toaster 

WTF IS A WOODEN TOATER

person: have you seen the new song from wooden toaster
person2: THE FUCK IS A WOODEN TOASTER
person: MACINTOSH PLUS - リサフランク420 / 現代のコンピュー PLAYS

Wooden toaster by ANYHRTING BUT MY LIFE IS GOOD September 25, 2017