wocker

Someone who is into 'rock' music, but is also into soft pop aka jewel etc

god im such a wocker loving all my iron maiden and stuff...where's my jewel cd?

by gadget ho October 20, 2004

wonkery

Engineering for the sake of engineering.

Backbone.js can seem like pure wonkery, but it supplements the development of client side apps simply.

by inreflection February 17, 2013

Daddy Wonka

It's when a older male takes a female to the basement with a wonka chocolate bar and fucks her until he cumms all over her ear lobes.

Girl: Oh that guy I was dating daddy wonka'd me so good.

by BigWonka666 May 4, 2017

Chili Wonka Burger

A burger that comes with chili

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Chili Wonka Burger, you should try it!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 20, 2018

Willy Wonker

The act in which one aggressively masterbates whilst viewing films starring the underground up-and-coming actor, 'Johnny Depp,' most well known for his astonishing performance as the character, 'Willy Wonka.' This term only applies when the Willy Wonking is conducted due to arousal caused by the presence of Johnny Depp. The arousal cannot be due to any outside stimulus or other aspects of the film that our messiah is starring in. If Johnny is only a side character in the film being viewed at the time, this term can still apply, so long as one acknowledges that Johnny Depp will always remain the true star in our hearts.

Joseph: I see you're still Wonking your Willy from before I left for work this morning. (Joseph leaves at 4am and came back at 10pm.)
Alex: I can't help it man, Johnny Depp makes me feel alive like no one else ever could. I had to find my old copy of Secret Window just to keep going. A Willy Wonker seems to be the only thing that gives me the strength to go on.
Kyle: Can you guys open the garage already? You know my nose can't fit through normal doors.

by Dawnstopper February 20, 2022

wonk

Masturbation that goes sadly wrong or is attempted with a semi-erection.

She was a bit rough - it ended up with her trying to wonk me off.

My mum caught me having a wonk.

by DJ Jaybee August 26, 2004

wonk

1) The word 'know' spelled backwards.

Used to describe the talking heads on TV news shows who pretend to be experts.

2) A know-it-all

That AlGore is such a wonk, he says that he invented the internet.

by saxpoet August 27, 2004