A woman, married or in a relationship, who is left alone on a weekend. Often caused by the work or work travel schedule of a significant other, this state of "temporary widowhood" occurs on weekends, when most couples normally expect to have the opportunity to be together.
Male version: Weekend Widower
Male version: Weekend Widower
With her husband's work schedule taking him out of town Friday through Sunday, Mary's weekend widowhood allowed her to catch up on her nights out with the girls.
by MeganInMunich September 24, 2007
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"Dude, you better think twice about going in there, smells like everyone had a beer and brats weekend"
by Gitchie Gummie May 20, 2008
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When an individual sqeezes through a tight space only to rub their weiner across another persons back.
by Tuggles El Beaver March 18, 2009
Get the Weened mug.Steve failed to show up to his own wedding because he was being fellated by fourteen struggling actresses in the swimming pool of a Los Angeles hotel. Yes, it was another motley weekend.
by Marvin J Rockefella July 2, 2005
Get the motley weekend mug.by JEN THE BARBACK January 3, 2009
Get the weener beetles mug."You know that prude girl from accounting?"
"Yea, why?"
"I took her out this weekend, and she let me run the numbers on her all nite long"
"Nice. Sounds like you found a Weekend Whorrior"
"Yea, why?"
"I took her out this weekend, and she let me run the numbers on her all nite long"
"Nice. Sounds like you found a Weekend Whorrior"
by JByrdLa May 18, 2010
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