Sea Weasel

The proper name of any otter. They are the weasels of the sea.

Look at that sea weasel swimming around.

by Incoporal March 5, 2018

Basket Weaver

An patient at an insane asylum, where one of the activities used to keep the patients occupied is basket weaving.

Gonna visit my mom at Bellevue and check out the basket weavers.

by e-vigilante August 8, 2011

Weaver

When you're searching for a parking spot and you find someone walking to their car. You follow them, however they trick you by weaving through cars and somehow end up on the other side of the parking lot.

You: "Hey I think I see someone going to their car!"
Friend: "Sweet, let's follow them."
You and Friend: "MAN! He's on the other side; what a weaver!"

by illusionisbliss June 25, 2009

pocket weasel

a general insult, used in place of bitch, whore, bastard, etc. when in the prescence of small children or squares

-that pocket weasel stole my boyfriend!!

-stop being a pocket weasel and get your hands out of my pants
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by pocketweasels4eva December 19, 2005

Weasel Wardancer

A fucking dumb blonde who thinks she can tell everyone what to do

by SubZero20 October 25, 2003

skip weasel

big girls who send naked pictures.

Hey look at that big skip weasel!

by g's of oc. August 18, 2010

Sporting a Weasely

Having an erection while wearing pants, yet it is clear that they are erect.
Not to be confused with "Pulling a Weasely", yet it is still similar.

Did you see Ron's dad?
No, why?
He's totally Sporting a Weasely while talking to that woman.

by Morik June 14, 2010