Warking

The action of both working and wanking alternatively at work.

1. Dude I've been warking all day. It's really depressing.

2. Dude1: Yeah I've been going a bit on pitchfork at today.

Dude2: Mate you're such a warker.

Boss (comming from behind): Off you two fucks.

by The Fucker from Chicago October 27, 2010

Global Warming

a gradual increase in the overall temperature of the earth's atmosphere generally attributed to the greenhouse effect caused by increased levels of carbon dioxide, CFCs, and other pollutants. Also, some dipshits think this is fake, it's not, it's as real as your mom.

Anti-Science Boi: Oh hi! Seen the news?
Bobby: Yeah, global warming sucks
Anti-Science Gay-Lord: gLoBaL wArMinG fAkE!111!!

by gay-star-lord July 20, 2021

Talk about global warming

1: Talking about the heating of the world that is supposed to be caused by humans

2: Going to go have sex

"Romeo and Juliet are going to talk about Global warming after they get married."

by Starriss Lunariss April 25, 2008

Warding

To masturbate in a classroom.

Dude, did you hear about Mark? He got suspended for Warding!

by potthuh June 7, 2014

Warfing

Turning an old compound bow into a recurve bow by exchanging the limbs and making some other modifications.

I picked up a beater compound on craigslist for next to nothing and I'm warfing it into my backup bow.

by ArcheryDood January 7, 2011

warping

breaking down molecules and relocating those molecules to coordinate plane in SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE moving at light speed according to a highschool junior

Dude, the ship in star trek is totally warping...

by supermanphotog/spiderman June 1, 2009

global warming fart

A fart so heat-filled that it measurably contributes to the temperature of the planet.

Save the environment! Cut down on the burritos so you don't make a global warming fart. But really, cow farts contribute to global warming all the time.

by Brjtlc June 18, 2010