jonny warren

a turtle...a snapping one that likes to take it p the butt from babboons also known as wheres wawwen?

that guys goin off! look at him snappin like a jonny warren!!

by buttfacemctittyfuck January 19, 2011

fuel warden

A guy that will give you only 2 options if you dont have enough money to pay for your gas after fueling. Also known as a Wegster. Option 1 is to run or drive away like a bat out of hell and hope to god you dont get caught by a green Mercury Tracer. Option 2 is he will have sex with your wife in front of you and then wait 18 years for your daughter to be born and then have sex with her snagglepuss also. It ends with a hebrew national cockshake or a fruit salad wink with a smile that will make your turds shiver in fear back into your ass basket.

I went and got gas today but forgot my wallet. I realized i had to deal with the law of the fuel warden. I didnt want to spend the money i saved for my whiskey so I left my wife to get a Wegster. I knew shed never experienced a hebrew national, so i figured it was a win, win. Little did i know that this asshole decided to wait 19 years instead of 18 and ate the embryo he first created after the first 4 months and then Wegstered my wife again. He then proceded to wait the typical 18 years to chili dog my daughter.

by papa beast mode September 1, 2011

Time Warden

Someone that is never late, nor will tolerate anyone else being late.

Let's go boys! Your game starts in 32 minutes!
Damn Steve, your mom is such a Time Warden!

by BrendaLynda September 9, 2011

Pull a wakeen

Going to sleep after hitting a few puffs on a joint.

Watch this guy hit the boof and pull a wakeen. I predict he’s out in 20 minutes.

by flex11 August 29, 2020

chloe x warren

Perfect couple.

Chloe x Warren for life ppl

by anonymous November 23, 2022

Warrens

Rhyming Slang for Keys, as in Warren G's.

I can't find my Warrens.

by Easy Larry March 9, 2009

warrent

Warrent is a variation of the word "warrant."
To authorize, justify or sanctify.

M: You finally did something to warrent a Mark.
J: YES!!! I've been waiting for the day when I did something prestigious enough to get a Mark.
M: Yeah, you should be proud of yourself. The Marks bar is pretty high. Not many deeds warrent a "Mark."

by gud.speler January 4, 2010