pseudo-woke

People who "woke" for the sake of social validation
Kids nowadays are pseudo-woke, they follow all of the activism-thingy for "Anti-Social Media reaction" instead of truly advocating marginalized people

Chick-fil-A is a pseudo-woke, they bow down to woke culture while practicing homophobia at the same time
by Sir. B December 04, 2020
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woke smeed

The modern defintion of incinerating cannibus products for medical and/or recreational usage.

Take 1st letter of 1st word and 1st two letters from second word and switch them.
W-oke Sm-eed >>> Sm-oke W-eed
"You wanna woke smeed, nucka"
"Dude, I just go kicked wicked hard in the clackers, lets woke smeed."
by White Eyed Peas February 28, 2005
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Post Woke

A level of maturity that keeps people from indulging in the reckless emotionalism, self-pity and murderous resentment inherent in Wokeness.
(C) “Wokeness allows me to blame others for my shortcomings and mistakes so nothing is my fault!”

(A) “How is that working for you?”
(C) “No so good. Maybe I’ll try Post Wokeness.”
by Reluctant Adult October 03, 2019
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Woke Capitalism

An arrogant, pretentious and self-righteous approach to critical social issues that immediately vaporizes when doing so conflicts with your financial interests.
"Yes, we all do have freedom of speech, but at times there are negative financial ramifications that can happen when you're not thinking about other people’s wallets and you're only thinking about yourself."

“Yah, that dude wasn't edumacated on the situation at hand and it cost me some serious bank.”
“He apparently didn’t get the memo on woke capitalism.”
by Reluctant Adult November 03, 2019
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Finna Woke

"You're finna woke"
by wacksfilms February 17, 2018
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woke nonsense

A word made up by crybaby consies to justify them bashing non-white, disabled, gay, and trans people simply for existing. Joke’s on them though because we reclaimed that phrase already lol.
Person A: Look at this woke nonsense on a kid’s show!
Person B: This show has an autistic black girl as the protagonist though, what’s the problem?
Person A: *clutching their AK-47 in fear* Kids don’t need to be learning about this stuff!

Person B: *on the phone* Yes police, I think I’m being held hostage by an insane person-
by Yeplol August 30, 2023
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