Venison

1) A word to describe a Spaced-out, mong-head who is usally ginger and can run very fast. He is very pastey with quite skinny legs.

2)A Venison is someone who plays football in the fashion of a headless chicken. If he plays for a period of longer than 1 minute he will get very red.

Oi blud, stop acting like a Venison you absolute mong face.

Hey, hes quite good at football.
Nah, he's just a Venison.

by Hammie Guy March 30, 2008

venir

The spanish infinitive "to come."

Te gusta venir? (Do you like to come?)

by kat March 22, 2005

Venting machine

The only stupid person who answers the phone at 2 A.M. to listen to your so called problems.

Pablo: Dude you look like shit. Mando: Did'nt sleep last night. I was venting machine, again.

by D.L.M July 28, 2011

Vegtiality

sexual relations between a person and any part of Nature. common to bestiality, only with plants.

tree, plant, vegetable, etc.

Jack: where you just...
Suzy: having sex with that bush? yess.
Jack: wow.. VEGTIALITY!

Vegtiality is not unethical if there is no harm or cruelty to the plant.

"There is some evidence that vegtiality was particularly reviled because of fear that it would produce monsters..."

by Zile-11 September 17, 2008

The Vending Machine

One person male or female that deposits an edible organic or in-organic object into their rectal cavity. Then another person male or female begins to chomp just outside of the rectum just at the same time as the object is being pushed out by the initial person that became the receptical. Thus the receptical, aka the person that just took the said object, organic or otherwise, becomes the living vending machine.

John is the vending machine, he just stuffed that girthy sausage into his ass, and now Paul is eating it, just as John shits it out.

by The one and only Datum bitches August 7, 2010

Venied

1. The act of stopping any female from receiving the good loving she was looking for.

2.The female version of cock-blocking.
3. An unavoidable situation which occurs after you have been assured at least one sexual encounter.

I was just about to make out with John. Alpha Female pulled me away and said we were leaving. Venied.

His manly bits were a little limp. Venied

by Wingwoman November 17, 2010

venting syndrome

The only time that a boyfriend, girlfriend, or significant other mentions the person that they are involved with. They only complain about them.

"Damn, Cindy is bitching about her boyfriend again."
"Is that all she ever talks about?"
"I think she has venting syndrome."

by Mark Black July 18, 2007