Utah Hot Coffe

The art of shitting in a coffe mug and popping it in the microwave until melty and then give it to your partner while fucking them.

I pulled the good old Utah Hot Coffe on my wife last night.

by do me tonight April 29, 2009

Utah

That sorry ass team that the Kings run through in the first round of the playoff every year!

by Poozle May 9, 2003

Utard

Some one who puts retarded stuff on utube, some one who spends too much time watching retarded stuff on utube.

Mikie was up all night watching stupid junk on Utube and now can hardly talk, what an Utard,

by Yorkie Stomper July 5, 2008

f utarted

when someone you know is acting f*cking retarded. pronounced fa-tard

Kate: wait, so you mean? wait, what do you mean?
Patty: Kate stop acting so f utarted!!!

by G.G.G.B May 13, 2008

utah

An everyman for himself game of basketball much like 21, except baskets count for 5 points.

Yo we got 7, lets just play a game of Utah.

by Knice April 19, 2006

Utah Ugly Duckling

The act of inhaling hookah/cigarette/cigar smoke and then blowing it into a girl's pussy. The girl then queef's the smoke back out into the air.

Ashley got a Utah Ugly Duckling from Jeff at the party.

by Thanatos Nex March 6, 2010

Utah hairy buffalo

Miley Cyrus and Rihanna's hairy nasty ewww ass looking vaginal area

Girl yo Utah hairy buffalo looking nice today!

by Andrew.Ben.Bunt.Moran November 17, 2014