twilight

a book, movie, etc. made up of random vampires killing other vampires and doing pointless crap. also the devil's bible(if you have a girlfriend i think you already found that out), this series makes women want their guys to be like drake or whoever the hell his name is to be like him for her. its also torture in the movie theaters.

guy obsessed with twilight: hey dude, i came out of the closet yesterday, i finished up twilight.

bystander: WOW..................................................

by stormshellx June 8, 2010

twilight

gay

Sparkly Vampire (he was cooler/manlier in Vampire's Suck when he rode a Segway) twilight (it said I had to include the word)

by Fracken McKracken December 21, 2010

twight

A Twitter fight. Invented by Andy_Winehouse of Fafarazzi.

Toni: @Mrtini CTFU GTFO TBS BLAH BLAH BLAH
Mrtini: @Toni OMG LOL GTFO
Andy: @Toni and @Mrtini are twighting and nobody cares...

Andy: Did you hear about Toni and Mrtini's twight last week? Toni wouldn't shut the fuck up about the rules of her game because Mrtini kept finding loopholes.

by shanut February 13, 2010

The Twilight Effect

From the 2008 movie and book series "Twilight" this is where every girl regardless of age will fall in love wih the main character, Edward Cullen. Somehow women seem to get this unrealistic view that Edward Cullen is a living person and will fall in love with you if you see his movie or read his books enough.

That Edward Cullen is sooooooo cute!
Ohno, Janet has fallen into The Twilight Effect

by Shawn Fournier December 17, 2008

Twilight Buzzkill

Literally how it's read. Twilight Buzzkill. A harsh slap in the face to bring a person back to reality, to get out of Twi-Land. Usually a person has to tell the Twihard to get a life you Twifuckup, and that usually does the trick. Sometimes the Twibuzzkiller is just a big A-Hole, though. I'm not taking sides, here.

Twihard: I wish I was a vampire! Golly!
Twibuzzkiller: Are you kidding? There are so many things wrong with the book! I mean, first off, If the Cullens are so keen to the scent of human blood, how can they go to school around girls on their periods? You are stupendously-
Twihard: Just shut up, OK!!! You're such a Twilight Buzzkill!
(stalks off and pretends to be a vampire.)

by Spatchmo June 30, 2009

Twilight Zone of Cough Medicine

The time of night from about 7-10 p.m. in which it is too late to take dayquil and too early to take nightquil without disturbing your sleep pattern.

I was dribbling all over myself last night, but it was in the Twilight Zone of Cough Medicine, so I couldn't do anything about it.

by ker.mudgeon May 11, 2011

twilight movie

A terrible movie. It sucks ass. Everybody is so fucking pale.

The Twilight movie sucks. to bad hot topic had to promote this shit.

by sage thunder March 26, 2010