twit twat

A girl typically of the teenage years that will sleep with anybody, a loose cunt, and has no mental skills beyond that of a 5 year old.

"Hey dude did you hook up with that chick last night?". "No Man, she turned out to be a twit twat".

by Aesk July 28, 2008

Facebook twitch

1. When a person is on Facebook so much that their eyes twitch to the bottom right-hand corner, checking to see if they have any notifications purely out of habit, even when they are on a website that is not Facebook.

2. Less common: When a person uses Facebook so much that they respond to non-Facebook-related situations (sometimes in the real world) in ways that would only be used on Facebook.

1. I was on Urban Dictionary the other day, where there are no notifications, but my Facebook twitch made me check the corner every two seconds.

2. Her Facebook twitch was so bad that when she saw me eating a muffin, she proceeded to shout out that she'd like to 'become a fan.'

by Nicobeans April 27, 2009

Twit Hole

n. A word rightly used when referring to a twunt, dumb fuck, and/or cock-sucking-mother-fucking-God-damned-dick-licking-son-of-a-fucking-bitch-tit

*Please note, it is safe to use this word in public places. Especially, at the play ground around little children and there milfy moms.

"Oh my God! Your a twit hole! DON'T TALK TO ME!"

by PeNEz pUmp May 14, 2009

twitch

(Derogatory) A slut; a tease; a general nuisance; someone who uses sex (or the promise of it) to get what she wants without regard for other people's feelings. Combination of twit and bitch; also referring to someone who walks in a suggestive ("twitchy") manner.

That little twitch stole my best friend's husband.

by Emby Quinn October 22, 2003

Twit

(n.) Someone with the rare ability to suck their own cock

The other day I walked in on my son sucking his own umm...let's just say he's a twit

by Da Ass Master December 7, 2009

Twitching

To look at and admire females. Also known as "bird watching.

Jeff: "Hey do you wanna go down to the beach? I fancy some twitching?"

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Bob: "I love wearing sunglasses, they are great for twitching."

by Greveson December 3, 2009

Twitard

Diehard, generally teen female, fans of the movie series Twilight.

Guy #1: Susie and her friends camped out for 3 days to see that new Emo vampire movie.

Guy #2: What a bunch of Twitards.

by marklar2000 November 30, 2009