Smurf 'n' Turf

Smurf and turf or smurf 'n' turf is a main course which combines seafood and little blue half-naked cartoon people. The seafood used may be steamed, grilled or fried. Papa Smurf usually arrives thereafter breaded on a skillet, oiled and ready to be cooked.

"Gargamel looks happy."
"Well he should be. He's off to the annual Mississauga Smurf 'n' Turf."

by LiberaceHudson April 19, 2018

Turf Whale

A word that describes a random act, or a way to express your enjoyment/hatred of something

Bob: "That basketball game was so turf whale."
Erik: "Yeah, because our team destroyed yours."

Nathaniel: *sneezes loudly in the middle of class*
Me: "That was so turf whale, dude!"

by chunky_lugi896 May 19, 2018

turf shirt

A shirt with your turf on it

I gotta go get my turf shirt ese

by abov_average_hoe May 1, 2020

Surf and Turf

Simultaneously performing oral sex on both the front and rear of a girl.

I gave my girl surf and turf last night after the bar.

by Irishkill4fun August 22, 2025

turf

To destroy grass by spinning the wheels of a vehicle on it, typically as a quick and easy way to get revenge on a suburban property owner.

Old geezer down the block said "stay off my lawn." Tonight Imma turf his front yard.

by Rat Zap November 28, 2019

Turf Derp

1. (v). When someone takes a noggin nose dive. 2. See Eat Shit. To mistakenly fall on one's face in an embarrassing or Derpish fashion.

My roommate threw me a goldfish snack and I missed it and totally turf derped on my bed.

He missed the soccer ball and totally turf derped.

I kicked the barstool out from under him and he turf derped so hard I snorked.

by Perry Springfield August 3, 2012

surf 'n' turf

Refers to how a majority of male couch-potatoes feel about their TV remote. It's a "guy thing", ladies, like vehicle-engines and road-maps --- you wouldn't understand.

Trying to get a "manly" dude to relinquish control of his remote is the ultimate test of bravery and an amazing display of temerity --- it's a "surf 'n' turf" issue here... the guy wants to "surf" the channels at will, and so he feels that the remote is his "turf" that he does not want anyone --- especially someone of the opposite gender --- encroaching upon.

by QuacksO April 4, 2019