tug nugget

The semi-solid ball of semen that one rolls out of their belly button after months of jerking off on their stomachs and letting it dry there.

"I need to get out more, I just picked out a tug nugget the size of a marble"

"I hate John, he is such a worthless tug nugget"

by your_seal_name July 9, 2014

liner and tug

The phenomenon where at a party, the most attractive bird is invariably accompanied by her equally hideous mate.

Blimey! She's a beauty but oh my days, what the hell is that monstrosity?

by Ted Hamer June 22, 2004

soggy tug

when your dick has been in bath water for a long time and your girl comes over and gives you a blowjob

Man i just got out of the shower and got a soggy tug

by TuggyWuggy69 September 14, 2017

tug-copter

the two helio-propellers linked on either side of a modern zeppelin (air ship) performing the function of propelling the zeppelin in the desired direction.

"Yes, mommy, I see!," the little boy squealed with glee. "The tug-copters are to zeppelins like the tug-boats are to barges!"

by mrsbenfolds December 16, 2008

Tug McGrawed

When a woman is knocked up by a professional athlete on a road trip

Maybe it is his kid. He could have Tug McGrawed her on his last road trip to Dallas.

by THE GILDED LADY June 16, 2018

Tugs-Erdene

Best athlete in the game. GOAT of all thangs. Sexy af. Hates black women.

"Damn Tugs-Erdene spitting"

by your mama love me <3 August 24, 2022

Table Tug

The act where a person receives a hand job under a dinner table.

John got a table tug from Sally while at his grandparents anniversary dinner.

by Blyler69 June 24, 2019