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Torpedo

A sly or otherwise cheeky statement (usually backhanded, sarcastic, or savage in nature) that is cleverly worded so that it goes unnoticed at first until its true meaning is figured out. Therefore much like a torpedo: Will go typically go unnoticed by many until its either too late to do anything about it or hits them.
Clyde: Dude that burn was a total Torpedo.
Dale: Yeah man, did you see the faces of the ones who figured it out?
Clyde: Totally. It was a beautiful sight watching their smiles fade in realization.
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Torpedo Fart

A fart that propels a turd from the rectum.
Gurrl, I heard someone with some raunchy ass torpedo farts in the shitter earlier.
by Flot August 26, 2015
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launching torpedoes

I can always tell when Andem has been launching torpedoes. The smell practically takes the paint off the bathroom walls.
by Samuel Francisco April 19, 2017
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Human Torpedo

When a person playing basketball shoots up to the rim in a complete pencil like shape with the ball in two hands above their head with their arms fully extended. The person does not change position in mid air until the dunk is completed and both feet have landed on the ground. The Human Torpedo can be used to achieve a "Master Eng" which is a different term.
"He just did a human torpedo!"
by Motion Wawa December 18, 2012
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Fluffy torpedo

We saw him naked, he had a fluffy torpedo!
by Dreamsofoldmen March 30, 2024
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Torpedoed

When Danil Kvyat hit you from the back of the car.
SOMEBODY(KVYAT) HIT ME ON DA REAR, TURN 2, AND THEN SOMEBODY(KVYAT)HIT ME AGAIN IN TURN 3
- Seb Vettel after Kvyat torpedoed him.
by bachas February 24, 2022
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Torpedo Loader

Slang for a gay slut who bottoms, common in the roblox Zeppelin Wars community.
"Did you hear Aqua talking about how many guys he's been with?"

"I know, he's a serious torpedo loader."
by ZeppelinWarsFan32 November 29, 2022
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