Torpedo shit

Hovering over the toilet whilst the toilet seat is up or detached.

Ah man no toilet seat! Time to take a torpedo shit!

by Exspellyouranus! June 11, 2015

Torpedo Fart

A fart that propels a turd from the rectum.

Gurrl, I heard someone with some raunchy ass torpedo farts in the shitter earlier.

by Flot August 26, 2015

chest torpedoes

another term for boobs/breasts

Man, she so fine, and her tits are so huge.. they're like chest torpedoes!

by RingtailedFox October 1, 2015

Street Torpedo

The gentle breeze felt while skateboarding with your zipper down causes one to get an erection; the skateboarder then wipes out and falls directly on his dick, breaking it or causing disturbing damage.

I can no longer have children because I was skateboarding yesterday and did a Street Torpedo.

by Caveman96 December 16, 2015

anal torpedo

The act of one projective launching their fecal log into a woman’s vagina underwater

Roger just anal torpedoed jelly while they were skinny dipping

by Lof yu rong thyme May 10, 2020

Torpedo Girl

Super hot torpedo that is female

Hey! What's up Torpedo Girl!

by Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo July 17, 2020

taco torpedo

A long cotton filled object stopping a woman from bleeding out during her menstrual cycle.

Oh snap, looks like Danielle forgot to change her taco torpedo again. What a mess, moms gonna kill me.

by dick e September 8, 2020