taco torpedo

A long cotton filled object stopping a woman from bleeding out during her menstrual cycle.

Oh snap, looks like Danielle forgot to change her taco torpedo again. What a mess, moms gonna kill me.

by dick e September 08, 2020

Golden torpedo

A large(Or small, whatever floats your boat)penis that is shaped like a torpedo soaked in paint.

Customer: I'd like to buy some paint.
Store Clerk: May I ask what for?
Customer: Gotta give my golden torpedo a fresh coat.

by LOLTIMMY!!! January 21, 2007

Torpedo Girl

Super hot torpedo that is female

Hey! What's up Torpedo Girl!

by Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo July 18, 2020

torpedo range

The distance semen travels over the female body.

Man, I have a super long torpedo range. I aimed from her vagina all the way to her hair.

by KangarooPanda March 17, 2017

crusty torpedo

When using a cum rag inside of a shirt cannon.

Bro shot me with a crusty torpedo in my face.

by JohnnyMaples December 06, 2022

Protein torpedo

As she farts, shoot your load inside her arsehole.

She farted just as I was ready to finish, gave me the perfect opening for my protein torpedo

by Lorwyn November 25, 2022

Bell head torpedo

Large black penis

She couldn’t wait for me to whip out that bell head torpedo

by Boscoe69 September 15, 2023