Toot-and-boot

When someone fart's silently in a large group of people and tries to slip out of the room before anyone realizes what's happened.

Emma: I was in Target with a group of people and all of the sudden Kyle says goodbye and leaves. A few seconds later, we all smelled a fart. I know Kyle toot-and-booted it.

Sarah: He did the same thing to me and some other people after the movie was over the other day!

by bellawella99 August 30, 2014

Tooted up

if your truck/suv is “tooted up” it sits higher in the front than it does in the back. Aka “Carolina squat” and “Tennessee tilt”. Mostly white 16 year old trap lord wannabes drive them. These vehicles literally sound like the owners took a saw and a wrench set and removed every single Component of the exhaust system.

Normal dude: yo Brody you here that clapping?
Normal Friend: yeah man that’s a fag in a tooted up POS
Normal dude: yup you’re right.

Tooted up truck fag: going 17 mph in a 35 mph at 3200 rpm WHAAAAAPAPAWPAWPEAW

by Trippinat2:36am November 29, 2021

toot that booty

When having anal sex with a woman, to insert and then pull out quickly making the booty pop, or "toot"

Man I had this dirty chick last night, she wanted me to toot that booty!

by chevyblazer5150 September 13, 2010

pootie toots

1. a toot that foreshadows a bowel movement
2. the flatulence produced by a dog with a diet of predominantly bison

This expired yogurt smells like pootie toots.

by Pootie Toots July 20, 2011

toot it & boot it

When a girl dances, flirts, or gives a guy attention at a club to get him to buy her a drink. After she gets a drink for her and maybe her friends, she makes an excuse (usually the bathroom) and ditches him.

i met him at the club
then i said wassup
i took him to the bar
and you know i toot it & boot it...
and i made him feel stupid.

by 626er August 31, 2010

TWATTY TOOT

fat vagina

"I could see her twatty toot through her pants!"

by Steppy Step October 6, 2008

toot it & boot it

finding a girl and before going down on her stick their nose in there vagina and sneezing then get up and leave and laugh later about how funny it was when you sneezed in her vagina

i toot it & boot it the fuck out of her it was sooooo funny

by stone head 420 March 7, 2011