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Toader

An adjective for a straight person. Generally used as a slur to negatively portray straight people by LGBTQ+ members.
Margaret: Fancy hearing to garage tonight?
Fred: Nah that's full of toaders, how about polo?
by Farmersbread October 16, 2017
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tondy

what is tondy? tondy is the love of the game and the spirit of the hunt, tondy is never giving up and having fun to the max, tondy is the little thing inside all of us that is sweet and nice
let's tondy
by chill June 7, 2004
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toad

general derogatory term used to denote a stupid, foolish, rude, or otherwise undesirable individual. among friends, can also be used affectionately. usually used as a noun, but can also be used as an adjective.
i can't believe you said that, you are such a toad.

get out of my way, you huge toad.

i'm sorry your parents grounded you, that is so toad.
by toadfacemcgee April 10, 2006
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toasted toads

From the "Sword of Truth" series. A solmn oath.
by MayokeOni October 27, 2003
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Hot Toddy

Warm ejaculate on a cold winter's day
Melanie was so cold last night that I had to give her a large load of my hot toddy
by Laramel December 8, 2010
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toad

1. What Lando forbids.

2. A new drug craze, "toad" is slang for the Colombian spotted toad. When licked, the toads give a euphoria that's . . . that's just great.

Side effects include chills all through your body, and loss of control of your bladder and your sphincter (that's your butthole). There'll be blood gushing from you, every time that you cough. And forget getting lucky: "it" falls off. Your whole life will hit the skids, and your kids will be born without eyelids.

Other slang for using toad includes "Lilypadding," "Frenching the prince," and "Doing Kermit"
"Mr. Toad, how many licks does it take of you to end up in the center of a Rhode Island State Prison?"

"JUST ONE."
by Lando Griffin December 21, 2003
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Texas Toadstool

When a man sits over a womans face and craps into her mouth while she vigorously masterbates.
"Dude she totally puked when i texas toadstooled her!"
by Zurp May 2, 2005
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