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Tinder About

Tinder About is the economical act of using the mobile Application Tinder to find potential dates to use as hotels and one-night stands. Easer when multibooking dates but clashes can end up awkward.
What did you do last weekend?

Tinder About
How did it go?
Ace! Only had to pay for drinks and a meal!
by Jazzy192 November 14, 2023
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Tinder Daisy

Judgmental girl who only sees people for their worth in money. Female equivalent to "Fuck Boy."
He was a really sweet guy, worked for a non profit but she didn't care, she was in it for the $$, she was such a Tinder Daisy.
by kamz2424 February 3, 2016
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Here are a few ways to make yourself popular on big-name dating apps like Tinder, especially in big cities. Here are a few (unwritten!) rules in exact ascending (beginning) order:

Photofeeler

Use Photofeeler. If you don't know what that website is, search it up on your bar. Photofeeler is THE ONLY reliable website to measure your looks. Aim for 20 to 40 votes, which is the standard factor.

EMPATHY-associated pictures are always encouraged. A picture of you next to a gentle pet - a dog, a cat, a rabbit, a guinea pig, a goldfish, or such similar beings - will increase your matches by a vast percentage.

DON'T EVER use any pictures where you are posing near or inside a car or truck, regardless of how nice it looks. JUST DON'T. Unless gold diggers are what you're aiming for, please avoid the car pictures. And ESPECIALLY stay away from a car your parent or boss owns.

For reuse on dating apps

In addition to the entire Photofeeler section written above, make sure that when you are finished, prioritize the one with the highest total score (all photos should have attractiveness scores of no less than 5.0 out of 10, with an absolute minimum "confidence interval" rating of 4.0 out of 10). Contrary to popular belief, attractiveness alone will NOT get you dates. But smartness and trustworthiness combined with attractiveness will earn you multiple dates and even a whole relationship.

DO NOT mention politics or religion especially if your attractiveness score is less than 7.0.
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Tinder Tart

A pretty girl who does not sleep with guys off of tinder.
That girl is a tinder tart, she never hooks up with anyone on Tinder
by Fragglerock1989 May 14, 2015
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Tinder Goggles

An effect similar to Beer Goggles, in which your increased level of hornyness results in you lowering your standards of attraction when using Tinder. The result is usually a post-orgasm you recoiling in horror when you discover who you would have potentially slept with had you continued on your current path.
I was super ready to go over to this guy's house and "watch a movie" before I rubbed one out and realized he is a mailman with a missing front tooth. Whew, Tinder Goggles almost got me again.
by Tinder McTinder October 16, 2017
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Tinder

"How should we compile this years list of applicants? We have two hundred thousand. Sort by highest GPA first?"
"No, just tinder them. It's slow but it's the most effective. Trust the gut, yknow."
by tesserackt December 20, 2024
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Tinder Troutline

Swiping right on tinder liking every profile available. Only after a match is made does the person actually look to verify the prospects appearance.
"How did your date go?"

"Not that great, I picked her up on the Tinder Troutline and she wound up being a real 5"
by njkzero May 5, 2014
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