Thunder-wank 

The game of Thunderwank is to be played during a thunderstorm.

Rules of the game: Look for a bolt of lightning, as soon as you see it, begin masturbating. Upon hearing the thunder, stop masturbating and wait for the next lightning strike.

"Hey, did you see the thunderstorm last night?" - Joey
"Yeah, I played Thunder-wank" - Jacques

Thunder-wank by Moon Lander July 14, 2015

thunder twat 

the pussy of an obese woman

rosanne barr has a dirty thunder twat

thunder twat by tim martin January 1, 2007

thunder cunt 

A thunder cunt is a cunt (()) that is thunderous and almighty. A Thunder cunt is extremely nasty and could possibly have a tiny monster living inside it. If you went to lick it then you could be swallowed whole.

Tommy went to eat out the hookers thunder cunt and was swallowed whole.

Another example of someone who has a thunder cunt is a nasty body builder chick

thunder cunt by Thunder Cunt January 24, 2007

thunder dumpling

When your brown eye opens and gas escapes into the cheeks making a loud thunder sound. This is sometimes followed by an ass pastry known as a dumpling.

Man last night I ate some chinese food and an hour later I let one rip. I then left a "thunder dumpling" in my pants.

thunder dumpling by Jawesome T. R. July 7, 2011

thunder and lightning 

The act of fucking a woman in the pussy while she has a vibrator in her ass.

First time doing a thunder and lightning last night, I never wanted it to end!

thunder and lightning by sweetleilehua March 31, 2015

thunder cunt 

like a regular cunt only much much bigger. Also one of the coolest ways to insult someone.

"Goddamn I hate my girlfriend, she's such a cum guzzling thunder cunt!"
"Yo...sean...stop being a thunder cunt."

thunder cunt by 69dildo69 November 26, 2007

thunder baked

getting completely baked to the point where you will: remember absolutely nothing the next morning, devour any food in sight, laugh constantly

I walked slowly to the kitchen and when I opened the cabinet to grab some poptarts there were none; "oh yeah", I thought to myself, "I was thunder baked last night so there probably is no food left at all"

thunder baked by Raekeon October 4, 2008