thumper

One of a group of extreme, religious zealots. Referring to the tendency to thump ones bible in condemnation of others.

Yeah, he/she a bible thumper.

by Capt. Spastic May 5, 2011

thumper

When a girl is giving a guy head and right before busting a nut, he strikes down violently on her forhead with his penis ( you earn extra points for giving her the flying thumper) you have to get on a chair and jump off of it, giving the thumper extra force.

Hey man this girl was doming me up the other day and she was using too much teeth! so I gave her the thumper man, I saw her wearing a neck brace the next day man.

by flying thumper December 9, 2011

Bambi and Thumper

What I named my perfect tits!

Bambi always stays to the left of Thumper and Thumper always stays to the right of Bambi because they're hella G like that.

I hope Bambi and Thumper don't get Twitterpated...

That would be awkward O_O

by Servz_U_Rite January 25, 2009

THUMPER

Your ass is getting THUMPPED!!!
A serious heartattack!!
A wake up!!!
Crazy PERSON!!!
Step the f*ck Back!!!
A ture friend with a big heart!

Bambie and thumper laying in the woods by the big oak tree.

by wildlife4mee June 21, 2006

thumper

To find the fattest bitch you can and fuck the shit out of her

I got horny so i found this Thumper.

by B-razz November 21, 2006

Thumper

A male or female below 30 years of age who is on social assistance despite being perfectly physically and mentally able to work. The male or female also cheats on their forms and information to get greater money from social assistance.

My old room ate was a Thumper, never paid me back or anything, just sat on the couch collecting a fat welfare check.

by AWLIG February 25, 2011

Tub Thumper

One who 'thumps tubs' ,in other words is particularly minging. Of the type that one would use if walls needed sanding. Swamp Donkey, Bog-Trotter,Munter,Minger,Mould Grower.

Oh, i thought he dumped her because he realised she was a Tub Thumper

by J January 25, 2003