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Threadator

A person who's post's seem to always ruin an ongoing comment thread. They do this by going off subject, insulting others, or by not understanding the context of the remarks. Basically clueless. Ruins the thread for others.
The "Threadator" killed the thread. No one ever wants to post after the "Threadator". He is such a Threadator.
by s.fierro October 11, 2010
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Threadwrecker

Much like the homewrecker, a threadwrecker interferes with the natural flow and order of things, e.g. a thread of comments related to a post on Facebook.
That jerkwad is such a threadwrecker on Facebook!!

Post: JANE DOE is deciding between pizza and mexican food for dinner.

NJ: Oh, I would def have pizza!
ST: Have you tried Jose's Cantina? Awesome?

JW: Hey Jane, is your grandmother out of the hospital yet or did she die already?
by elmo621 November 25, 2010
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threader

A threader is a collection of tweets from one author compiled into one piece of text.
This Twitter thread is great! I’ll share its threader on Facebook.
by Forstall May 11, 2020
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Thread the Needle

The series of motions, performed by some men when attempting to urinate while afflicted with morning wood, whereby they bend at the waist and squat while tucking the junk. This guides everything that would be sticking up back to the down position, thereby avoiding spills and crush related injuries.
What's wrong Karl, why are you walking like that?

I forgot to thread the needle this morning.

or

Roomate1: WTF, who pissed on the floor in here!?!

Roomate2: Oops, sorry dude. I forgot to thread the needle this morning.
by WeirdVanGuy December 31, 2009
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Thread the Needle

A sexual action in which the man is laying flat on the ground and the woman is standing direct front of him, she then jumps and does a summersault, landing with her vagina neatly filled with cock. (Some Injury may occur)
Man1: Did you hear about jed?
Man2: No, What happened?
Man1: He tried to Thread the Needle with his wife last night and she missed and snapped his cock in 2, he is now in the hospital.
Man2: holy shit!
by Who thinks of this? July 12, 2009
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spiderman thread

Spiderman threads are pretty much the best thing ever. The definition is self-explanatory.
Y'all niggas postin' in a spiderman thread?
by TheInglesidePimp February 5, 2012
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threadkill

threadkill

to put a negative or stupid comment on a persons facebook thread. Particularly when the topic or "thread" is upbeat and funny. A threadkill will usually bring a halt to the conversation. A threadkill can be used as a noun or a verb.
facebook topic starts: What a great day the weather is awesome
Comment 1: gorgeous 80 and sunny
Comment 2: We have a little rain but life is good!
Threadkill: I can't go outside ever because I get sunburned and I have allergies
by simonayes May 12, 2010
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