muffin thief 

some r-tard who thinks he deserves my muffin
also see n00b or joo

Jordan is such a muffin thief!

muffin thief by Rone Tupac June 11, 2006

muffin thief 

A lesbian who seduces straight women. More specifically, a lesbian who hunts down vulnerable straight women and tries to make them lesbians.

I thought Jane really liked men, but then that muffin thief Nicole converted her.

muffin thief by Sugarnomics August 29, 2009

Rebel Thief 

A person that steals from large corporate establishments for their own personal reasons.

Rebel Theives will never steal from friends or small business stores. The motive behind a Rebel Theif is generally taking things that are made in bulk and would have no effect on anything if it were stolen or gone missing.

John stole me a camera from Wal-Mart today, I would of bought it myself but I just got laid off from my job. I'm glad he's a Rebel Thief.

Rebel Thief by dave yasuo September 5, 2008

fanny thief 

Similar to a cock stealer (when a woman intends to or has stolen the man that another woman intended to have sexual relations with)

A fanny thief is the male version of this. It is when a man intends to steal a woman away from his buddy who wanted to hook up with her first.

Stealing is thieving, and stealing this woman away would be for the intention of fanny. Hence the appropriate name 'fanny thief'.

Jamie Laing: "dude, you tryna steal my girl kimberley?"
Spencer Matthews: "mate, i just want pancakes"
Jamie Laing: "no pancakes for you fanny thief!"

fanny thief by fabbityfab September 9, 2012

idea thief 

Noun. A person who lays claim to an idea created by someone else without crediting the source.

Joe was a very insecure fellow. He often claimed to have knowledge about things in life that he learned from friends or colleagues. He is an idea thief.

idea thief by TTSuperfly September 19, 2013

mexican apple thief 

Having sex and listening to salsa music on a stolen iPod at the same time. (Apple makes iPod)

I had the ultimate Mexican apple thief session last night with my girlfriend.

mexican apple thief by jzilla May 18, 2007

Oxygen Thief 

A person who is incompetent or a mutherfucker. It is someone who is useless to humanity and is wasting the oxygen that a normal person could be breathing, just by being alive and breathing. Originated in Australia.

Person 1: "Bob is a dickhead, he can't get anything right".
Person 2: "Yeah, he's a fucking oxygen thief".

Oxygen Thief by aurelius maximus April 13, 2013