theo

hot sexy man with big long schlong

i love theo he makes me hard

by vbefbjhebvthgthgbirbutitrpoop April 19, 2022

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theo

The most beautiful boy i’ve ever seen:)

person1: theo is really cool!
person2: yeah ik, He’s also hot! ;)

by xdlolz October 4, 2021

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The law of Theo

The chance of something you want to happen might happen can be calculated

% = __________1________ X 100

2 + people you've told

Dude weren't you going to buy that house you told us about?
Well it didn't go in our favor after telling the whole neighourhod about our Ideas, The law of Theo you know....

by gowk_ February 25, 2020

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Theo Is one of the most genuine guys you have ever met! He is so kind and mature but also has a god dick. I normally wouldn't say it but his name does mean god in greek! I love Theo, He should typically be paried with woman and is not gay

Theo: You are the most Beautiful woman I have ever seen!

Girl: I love you, everything I say about you is true for all Theo's

by tc0033000 February 23, 2022

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Sloppy Theo

Tater tots with butter chicken curry on top (no rice), placed into a bun. Can be served at funerals or marriage anniversaries, or given to guests at a haunted manor.

I mean, yeah, Aunt Greta isn’t coming back, but fuck, dude, I get a Sloppy Theo! Who gives a shit?

by kidekii April 13, 2024

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