Toilet Hickey

The red ring that imprints itself around your ass when you sit on the toilet for too long.

Man 1: "Dave, why are you walking funny?"
Man 2: "Had to take a lengthy dump, and now my underwear's rubbing against my toilet hickey"

by Russell H October 3, 2009

Toilet Grenade

The same unintelligent man who made kitchen gun made the amazing toilet grenade. It cleans toilets but will also entirely destroy them. You pull the pin, take off the handle, throw it in the toilet, close the lid and in five seconds you can say goodbye to your toilet and possibly your life.

But the actual definition is a giant shit, inside a toilet.

That man blew up his toilet with that new toilet grenade.

by I'm funny I swear March 24, 2021

Toilet Reaper

Someone who distroys the toilet beyond repair.

Andrew Baxley is an absolute toilet Reaper.

by Dean of corral September 6, 2020

The toilets nightmare

Explosive diarrhea

Man the toilets had a case of the toilets nightmare last night.

by Your worse nightmare October 7, 2016

Nuking a toilet

Taking a dump and seeing that you broke it

Person: dude you nuked that toilet!
(Ignore this nuking a toilet

by nathanV2 August 24, 2020

Toilet Gator

An animal that must exist because sometimes when you look down in the toilet, you can his little brown tail coming down out of the flush hole in the bowl. Very Reclusive-usually only the tail is visible.

I can't go to the crapper. I am scared the toilet gator will get me.

by The Pirate of Pissants September 24, 2005

Toilet head

adj. A person whose ideas are utter bullshit.

1: Girl, is your head a toilet? 'Cause you're really full of shit!
2: That feminazi is such a toilet head, she could use a good flushing... If you know what I mean ;)

by SDoodle June 27, 2016