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finger thumbed

The act of an recieving an old-fashion while sporting a small and flaccid penis. Because the penis is so minute and non-erect, the person giving the hand job needs only to use their finger and thumb. Getting finger thumbed often leads to awkwardness, embarrassment, and feelings of inadequacy.
BB1: Hey man, what happened last night with that chick... did you give her that hot beef injection or hardly-working?
BB2: Naw I wish... I couldn't get hard and just got finger thumbed.
by sweet-thickness December 20, 2010
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Thumb Cum

The art of spilling one's sexual mustard onto his thumb after a session of masturbation.
I ran out of tissues after I had a wank lastnight, I couldn't wipe off my thumb cum!!
by jackthehat June 30, 2011
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Thumb (verb)

The act of pressing the "divert" button on a mobile phone in order to avoid talking to someone. Invariably the caller will realise that he or she has been "thumbed", and therefore deliberately rejected. Thumbing is often intended to be a humiliating act, a snub that establishes dominance in a relationship: the caller is the supplicant, and is wholly at the mercy of the person being called.
"I rang to ask about the job and the bastard thumbed me."

"We had a massive row and now she keeps thumbing me."

"Sorry I thumbed you earlier, I was in a really important meeting."
by Nick Angel December 17, 2003
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stoner thumb

The term used for the dry, cracked, and dead layer of skin on one's thumb, caused by repeatedly lighting a lighter while getting high.
"Hey Tom, do you think Jack does weed?"
"Well fuck man, you think he gets that stoner thumb from nowhere?"
by Mister #4 August 5, 2005
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Thumbed out

A situation in which no one wants to be in, a drag.
Friend: My boss made me sweep and mop the entire building twice!

You: That's thumbed out.
by Jack J G November 2, 2007
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Thumb thugging

Talking gangsta through text messages or social media. Making yourself harder than what you really are. Someone who keeps it real through social media but a mouse in public....
Dude thought he was hard on facebook yesterday thumb thugging but I seen him in person and he had nothing to say...
by Harris348 February 9, 2017
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Kentucky thumb

When you have a girl in doggy and you put your thumb in her ass and press hard inside.
Bro that girl last night was freaky, I gave her the Kentucky thumb and she loved it.
by Don’t_worry May 20, 2021
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