Auld slapper

Mature prostitute or slag

Wayne Rooney went with that auld slapper didn't he in that knocking shop in Aigburth?

by Colonel Hassle July 28, 2019

Cleveland Slapper

The art of taking a shit on a womens face and than slapping it with an erect penis.

She became suicidal after agreeing to a Cleveland Slapper.

by radicalmathmatical September 21, 2016

butter slapper

a person who slaps someone with a stick or handfull of butter

guy1: *goes around slapping tons of people in the face with butter*
someone that got butter slapped: BUTTER SLAPPER ALERT! DX

by Female sans January 18, 2018

burger slapper

A nigga who slaps his own ass during sex

I just had sex with a burger slapper

by Ghadi blueberry August 20, 2017

toilet slapper

When you take a big shit and the poop makes a distinct slapping sound on the back of the toilet bowl.

Man I just took a huge shit and it was such a toilet slapper it echoed in the stall!

by Jkrider4x4 March 14, 2023

Boot Slapper

Soldiers must dig a 12" cat hole with their entrenching tool to defecate in the woods. When you drop a turd too long and hard for the cathole you dug for it, it inevitably topples sideways onto your boot.

Q: Did everything come out all right?
A: it was a real boot slapper

by all american 82 July 8, 2011

fish-slapper

Someone who practices naturopathy or "alternative medicine" such as reiki, accupuncture, herbalism, reflexology, osteopathy ...etc.

Often used in a somewhat derogatory way to describe healing based on flaky science for gullible people.

After spending thousands of dollars and many months going to a fish-slapper, i finally went to a real doctor and the problem was fixed within days.

by LarryLaffer May 4, 2011