Chocolate Raccoon

When a girl rubs her eyes with her fists (like a raccoon) after she's had anal sex.

Last night, after "going backstage" with this bitch from Poco - she decided to rub her eyes which gave her a combination of mascara, eyeliner, eyeshadow and ass shrapnel in a Zorro mask of shit on her face.

She gave herself the CHOCOLATE RACCOON.

by Wil-doe July 22, 2014

Raccoon Peach

When your hitting from the back. Right before you cum, you stick a peach pit in her asshole; kick over her trash can; and jump out her window.

Yo I raccoon peached this girl from tinder last night.
She cracked the peach pit with her asshole.
Now thats a woman.

by RaccoonPeachFan December 27, 2020

raccoons in the attic

Inflicted with dementia.

My grandma is a sweet lady, but I'm afraid she's got raccoons in the attic.

by Spanky Spankerton December 14, 2013

cool raccoon

Deluded loser with terrible acne

Bob: hey, why is Petricia such a cool raccoon?

Tom: I don't know, she's probably Canadian

by JaruulVagina July 14, 2015

raccoons asshole

someone super ugly

Me: “I look like a raccoons asshole today”
My bf: “nooo”

by CoolWhipOnMyTits January 10, 2021

Raccoonize

Recognizing a broad who normally wears thick, dark eye makeup without their makeup on.

Whoa, Miranda's not wearing any eyeliner today!

Oh my lort, I almost didn't raccoonize her!

by Yeahsurewhynot September 19, 2017

Orange Raccoon

Donald Trump

Person 1: What is that fat orange lump over there?
Person 2: Donald Trump, he’s the orange raccoon

by ~yours truley~ the reach beach July 31, 2020