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Christ Kardashian

Mainly used to describe a hot and thicc woman who is also a good Christian. But no matter how great of an ass they've got they almost never do anal sex.
I saw this hot lady in church today with a great ass. She was such a Christ Kardashian, but I as a Christian know better not to do anal sex (hey it hurts anyway so why even bother doing it in the first place?)
by CelticEagle February 10, 2019
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kardashian curse

curse as known to be ignorant, selfish driven by money
person 1:Kanye has the kardashian curse
person 2: nah dip! he voted for trump
by Humblis Kumaresh January 17, 2017
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Rob Kardashianed

When the whole world knows that your sister is a whore, so you lose your mind and gain 300 pounds.
My dude was Rob Kardashianed when his sister started a premium snapchat.
by SuicideNote July 21, 2019
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Kardashian lesbian

a female who favors the same sex but is unable to engage in handiwork, often through choice. often considered to fail as a lesbian.
She is such a kardashian lesbian, she wouldn't hang that bookshelf herself.
by WearyWarrior March 22, 2013
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the Kardashian

when a very short black person gets slapped by a autistic persons hair and is aggressively raping them Annaly while her manly friend watches and spits on it .
by ProLucaPro September 22, 2025
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Kardashian

While skiing or snowboarding one sticks to exclusively black runs.
Dude I Kardashianed the whole way down!! It was sick!
by Wardy79 March 14, 2023
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Kardashianism

1. The indoctrination or social transformation of a person's personality and values into those of a narcissist. The Narcissification of a capitalist society. 2. An indication that a self aggrandizing society such as Plutocracy, Oligarchy, Kakistocracy has reached it's pinnacle in societal acceptance, been recognized, and deemed undesirable by a majority of the society--signaling the decline of that societal form. 3. A colloquial metaphor for an action, behavior, or thought indicating a perceived transformation of society away from one that is predatory, or strictly capitalist-centric.
To say that everybody in the United States supports predatory capitalism is a Kardashianism.

I reject your spiritual belief, as it is rooted in Kardashianism.
She got that plastic surgery back in the days of Kardashianism, and worshiping narcissists.
I can't watch anything from Hollywood, everything they make is overflowing with Kardashianisms , greed, & consumerism.
The US going to war with another country, is just another extension of DC-Political Kardashianism.
Our public school system integrated Kardashianism, so now children must take classes on how to invest your 401K in Wall St, the importance of banks, the economic value of networking, how savings accounts with meager or virtually zero-returns are actually beneficial to banks and therefore society, long-term strategic planning of individual's social media accounts.
by Dieu-donne' December 31, 2019
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