Shit-Buffer

Your boss or line-manager. A good shit-buffer will protect your from all the shit raining down from senior levels of management. They will stop you from being pulled into random projects and protect you from all the politics so you can just get on and do your job without unnecessary stress.

My boss is a great shit-buffer.

by olijj February 7, 2022

Buffer

A certified knob washer who makes sure the male porn stars penis is not caked with smegma before it gets hummed.

The buffer thorougly swabbed my knob before my debut porn scene.

While I was being buffed I prematurely busted on the buffer's right shoulder.

by Felini Digital February 3, 2021

Buffer

To continuously attempt to initiate an action before it can be initiated, so that it is initiated as soon as it can be (usually in video games).

You can't aim down the sights while you're jumping, so I usually buffer it for better accuracy.

by kiche35 July 29, 2021

Sidewalk Buffer

The Sidewalk Buffer is the traditional resting place after a long respectable night out on the booze. Sidewalk Buffers consist of the comfortable bed of grass between the road and the footpath. Sometimes they also include a raised sleeping platform ("Bench") and occasionally a free food dispenser ("Rubbish Bin").

Random: Hey dude, got a place to crash tonight?
You: Nah I'm good, I got the Sidewalk Buffer

You: Wanna come over to my Sidewalk Buffer?
Random Drunk Girl: Sidewalk Buffer? Hell yeah!

by Burkeley Hunt August 24, 2008

Buffer

The Plural of Buff

“That Guy in the gym is way Buffer than me

by EverydayFlexer April 26, 2019

Buffer flicking

Female version of the maintenance stroke..... the act of modging while waiting for your porno to load aka a pre modge

Boy : what you up 2

Girl: thought id call you while im buffer flicking

by Loubylou69 November 24, 2016

buffer the system

when you like a girl and there is another guy on her you send a friend thats a girls to go get in between them so he is not interested in her

Oh shit he is to close hey jan go buffer the system.

by That one guy and me July 12, 2010