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Putin on the Blitz-krieg

song. Hilarious parody of “Putting on the Ritz” often sung at celebrations of the end of the ill-advised brief Uklear war.

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PlayPutin on the Blitz-krieg” with your few remaining fingers.
by gnostic3 March 2, 2022
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Nano Blitz

“Nano Blitz” is fast blitz that helps you get to the quarterback almost instantly.
“He kept running a nano blitz on offense, I could barely get the ball off before getting tackled.”
by ZFree June 23, 2025
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Blitz (Mod)

literally loves mori, loves self inserts into mori fanfics ! super sweet and loves homophobia :3 absolute chad
have u heard if Blitz (mod)? theyre super straight with an exception for mori!
by extraglossydischarge63 April 18, 2022
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Get blitzed

Almost the same as get lit but referencing being drunk. (Let’s get lit) (let’s get blitzed) blitzed is being really drunk while having a great time. (Not to the extent of blacking out) But a really good drunk.
“Bro my dads at the strip club getting blitzed this is to funny”
“Let’s go get blitzed and shoot on some baddies”
by Himothysnickett July 26, 2024
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splatter bowl blitz

shit all o'er tha place
yo dude, you shoulda seen what happened in the bathroom after last night. it was a splatter bowl blitz in there!
by sooperpoopybuns May 16, 2011
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Arctic Blitz

A method of cooling off on a muggy day, where your partner spreads your butt cheeks and blows cool air into your anus, much like an oscillating fan. If you’re a man, your partner may then cool down your testicles. If you’re a woman, expect the outside edges of your vagina to be arctic blitzed as well. The name originates from the equally refreshing Gatorade flavor.
It was 90 degrees out and we spent all day at the pool. I came home and showered but still felt too clammy in the pants to get in bed. Fortunately, my girl gave me an arctic blitz until she was lightheaded from oxygen deprivation. She told me I could return the favor some other time.
by Deez Leeemz July 5, 2020
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Blitz

To apply pressure to a person you are attracted to. Florida term
John: Yo she look mad good
Joe: You finna blitz?
John: Yeah I’m finna blitz the fuck out of that
by Okcfan7 May 11, 2025
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