the vampire

A girl in your class who never sleeps and allways is to tired to do any work.
Also know as 'the Cille'

Damn here comes Cecillie she is sooo tired all the time. - she is the vampire!

by Jakob Gant October 2, 2007

Buffy the Vampire Slayer

(N.) A show used by Law Enforcement in Suffix County to torture criminals into revealing incriminating information. No more Good cop, Bad cop. No more two on one guy in handcuffs ass kickings. Just a Season 7 DVD of Buffy the Vampire Slayer, starring America's Favorite mid-30's Teenage Brat, Sarah Michelle Gellar.

Dubbed, "The Buffy Project" a man named Joss Wheadon (Think Quentin Tarantino, but fatter) created a TV series that would one day become the staple of Non-Violent Prison Torture. Just five minutes of bad puns, and horrid storylines/scripts/plots would make even the hardest of criminals revert back to the infancy stage of human thinking.

by G-Union April 12, 2004

The 'Vampire's Assistant'

just like 'Twilight', its an insult to all vampires and films. basically its about a kid who wants to have more than just a normal life, so decides to go with his friend to this circus full dumbfucks and duechebags who say the most dumbest shit and do the most stupid-ass things. so they meet a guy named 'cirque du freak' (or 'cirque du fuck') who's secretly a vampire, and wants someone to aid him in the war against humans. so to sum it up, the characters are gay, the plot is horrible, and the film is peice of shit that should've never been made! it should be titled 'vampire's ASSistant'!

dracula vs. cirque du freak...

cirque du freak: OMG! my film was so good! i'm so happy i hug myself!

dracula: fuck you! the 'vampire's assistant' sucked ass! get the fuck outta here you fag!!

by AMERICANBANK$TA November 3, 2009

whuff the vape

to smoke a substance (as opposed to other less pleasant methods of injestion)

"I've never banged up in the mainline, I just whuff the vape"

by schoolboy February 10, 2002

The Vault

The space between a womans breasts, while clothed that seemingly anything can fit and be stored. Such as a few credit cards or a pack of cigarettes

"Hey do you have any money?" "Yes, It's stored in the vault right now."

by Shifty54 May 13, 2015

the valley

When you moon someone your ass crack and the see all your ass pubes and gooch hair

ew dude you just showed me the valley

by johnny sprocketts June 23, 2008

The Vagina Underground

A place to hang out with friends and have a few drinks. When you show up it is most likely a "cock fest" because all of the vagina is underground. When the ladies do show up, the guys are at home expecting the party to most likely be a "cock fest", so the undergound vagina can party without stupid drunk guys trying to get into their undergound.. vagina. AKA: The V.U.

Wow, I didn't realize we were coming to The Vagina Underground, I guess we'll have to fight instead.

by MamaG83 June 1, 2010