Long: The genitals of a particularly cold girl/woman(Or the girl herself). The kind who will put you down at any chance and show no mercy when it comes to verbally destroying your manhood.
Short: A cold bitch.
Short: A cold bitch.
by Gerroh September 10, 2009
1. Opposite of Sausage Fest
2. A large gathering of females without many males to put them in place
3. Usually consists of girls ignoring the few guys who are there and talking about there feelings
4. Having a 2:1+ ratio of females to males
2. A large gathering of females without many males to put them in place
3. Usually consists of girls ignoring the few guys who are there and talking about there feelings
4. Having a 2:1+ ratio of females to males
Me: Dude Mike, We threw a sick party last night but it turned into a complete Vag Fest.
Mike: Wait, whats wrong with having ladies there?
Me: Duuude, I thought it would be cool, but they completely ignored us guys and none of us could handle the energy level.
Mike: Will shit dude, I never thought of it that way; I will definatly invite my wingmen next time to keep those bitches in line.
Me: Fo sho dude, Fo Sho.
Mike: Wait, whats wrong with having ladies there?
Me: Duuude, I thought it would be cool, but they completely ignored us guys and none of us could handle the energy level.
Mike: Will shit dude, I never thought of it that way; I will definatly invite my wingmen next time to keep those bitches in line.
Me: Fo sho dude, Fo Sho.
by Cdazzle Fosheezie July 30, 2009
melodic, often weepy rock music associated more with female appreciation than male; abbreviated, more colloquial form of VAGINA ROCK
Wilco, Coldplay,Ryan Adams, and Rilo Kiley could all be considered components of the Vag Rock genre.
by ana b. March 21, 2006
An obsessive fan of Volkswagen Audi Group cars who can remember all the part numbers for his Golf GTi MK2 off the top of his head.
by crank_case February 15, 2008
A condition due to smoking cigarettes from which the afflicted female's genitalia becomes more aromatic, loses elasticity, and darkens in pigment.
by xTAARGUSx April 25, 2009
First you take boiling water and pour it on her meat curtains to tenderize. Then you fist fuck her to loosen her up. You then hook jumper cables to her cunt and pull it wide. Spread your Asshole and drop a huge diarrhea shit into her snatch. Shove a sewer rat into her cunt, and then cut off her pussy lips with a rusty axe. Make her lick the blood off the axe. While the blood is flowing hook up the attached jumper cables to a battery and cauterize her bloody cunt closed. Take the axe and begin to slice open her brown eye. Take a power nap. Use a drill and bore a hole through her ass to her snatch. Rip open her cunt. Pour margarita mix into her ass and let it drain through the whole till it drips out her pussy. Drink up. Take the shit covered drip and rip a hole through her cheeks. By now you have the biggest, stiffest, moist chode. Pork the cheek hole till you nut through the other cheek hole. Take another power nap. You then fill her vagina with motor oil, lighting it on fire and searing her snatch. (Beware; the motor oil will be dripping out of the butthole due to the drill hole. so watch your feet) Then you dip your meat stick in butter, roll it in frosted flakes. You then force your tube steak into the flaming gold mine, deep frying your one eyed trouser snake. then thrust it deep in her throat, causing her to barf on your crispy deep fried chode meat. Stuff the remaining puke chunks in her fur burger, thus sealing the hole connecting the glory cave and the poop chute.
"What did you and John do for yalls anniversary?" " He took me to a candle lit dinner on the shore. He suprised me with the Vag Degreaser. It was so romantic."
by State Line Fist Fight January 28, 2010
the vaginal secretion of an extremly dirty vagina.
by peterpansexual August 08, 2008