terminally useless fuck

A person who is a terminally useless fuck such as Matei

Matei is terminally useless fuck

by Terminally useless fuck September 19, 2013

terminal ignore

Terminal ignore is when someone you are close to turns their back and ignores you on an ongoing basis for no reason .

John has put me on terminal ignore. I hear nothing from him and he is always too busy to speak with me .

by Kahamom October 29, 2019

mortal termination

the killing of a mortal, otherwise a human

Ooh he’s about to get mortal termination

by bigdickyourmom May 6, 2021

Terminal Illness

Funny definition: Airport sickness

Actual definition: An incurable illness which is guaranteed to progressively worsen until it causes the sufferer's death.

A terminal illness usually affects the brain (Dementia, Alzheimer's Disease, CJD/vCJD, Huntington's Disease, ALS, etc.)

However, this is not always the case.

by Ubeenbamboozledson March 25, 2024

Termination

This is velvet's favourite song of all time. She loves it so much!

Yo did you see vel? She just did termination again!

Which attempt is this?

by 🔥 October 11, 2021

terminal farts

farts that won't stop for hours, becoming less than enjoyable!

john worshiped farts and farting until he got the terminal farts, which wore his buttle out!!

john loved farting, but never wanted the terminal farts again!

john considered getting some of that 'lotion', to stop the terminal farts!

by michael foolsley January 5, 2010

Terminal Nut

When you beat your meat while driving and try and get a high score on the speedometer.

Man my Terminal Nut record is only at 25 mph.

by Some guy ig April 29, 2024