power laps

when driving ones vehicle around town in a predetermined route, typically up and back down the main roads threw ones town.

friend 1: hey buddy, what have you been up to?

Friend 2: not to much, just took a couple power laps threw town.

by 1soltan2 September 22, 2010

Lap Gravy

The cum that comes out and lands on your lap, when the girl can’t swallow it all...

Kat was giving me road head on the way over, and I ended up with “lap gravy” because she couldn’t swallow it all...

by Lapgravy101 January 14, 2021

lap kitty

A person who enjoys bouncing on one’s lap

Person 1: I didn’t know you were a lap kitty
Person 2: I love bouncing on laps…

by Inteller4tdy March 3, 2022

lap greens

The bits of weed that fall on your lap while packing a bowl or rolling ajoint/blunt. Usually added to bowls mid-rotation to "freshen up".

That bowl is almost done? Check your lap for lap greens!

by xBigg_Mike May 8, 2015

lapping the field

Having sexual relations with someone younger than your oldest child.

I think Steve just finished lapping the field, she’s legal, but that girl was a year behind his daughter at Carolina.

by Hota A Ygriega March 8, 2018

naked lap

In any sport or game where someone gets skunked or fails to put up any points on the board, they must take all their clothes off and run a lap around the house naked

Yo Danny got 3 stocked in every match in Super Smash Bros, now he’s gotta take a naked lap around the apartment complex!

Bro you didn’t make a single basket in our 1 on 1 basketball game, get those clothes off and start running your naked lap.

by ChunkyBenis October 6, 2022

lap spray

The splashes that mysteriously appear on laptop screens. They come in all food colors, and are usually difficult to remove when they are colored like sneezes, coughs and snorts. Lap spray is sometimes confused with screen spray, which only appears on large monitor screens

Chris to Jo: the movie was unwatchable on my laptop because of lap spray.

Mary to Sue; Can you look up the schedule on my laptop? Sue: I tried to, but there is too much lap spray

by Pacific sailor February 5, 2010