land anchor

A seatbelt that's been left outside a car when the driver closed the door. The metal end flaps and clunks against the side of the car. If enough belt is outside the door, the metal buckle drags along the road throwing up an occasional spark. More common occurrence in older land yachts with old school style seatbelts. Driver is typically clueless and doesn't hear it or doesn't figure out what that clunking noise was until he's parked and opens his door.
Dude! Check Grampa in theland yacht up there. His land anchor's been deployed and it's sparking like crazy.
by DangerPoodle April 25, 2008
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lands with a thud

"And the first chick lands with a thud."
(Desperate Housewives; season 7, episode 15)
by DreamCatcher022 February 22, 2011
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Land blasted

Hey Dustin did you hear. Trista got land blasted by Pete last night
by Hahhsuen January 19, 2018
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Land Whale

A term used to describe a person beyond obeicity.
Rosy O'Donnel is a Land Whale
by R E A IP 3 R April 02, 2009
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Yodie Land

Where you go when you obliterated than a hoe
Inhabitants include Fulcrum and Snoop Dogg
Finna get sent to Yodie Land.
by Antman81 November 30, 2022
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Lunar Landing

The act of having sex doggy style, then pulling out and ejaculating on her cottage cheese cellulite. Aka Moon Crater Creampie.
by Big Guy 1984 April 22, 2016
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ChingChong Land

A country in Asia where only Chinese, Japanese, Korean, Vietnams, live. They have to say the words Ching Chong everyday at least twice.
I want to go to ChingChong Land once I'm allowed to.
by ArturKoz October 14, 2021
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