family therapy

The act of fucking you sister and mother while your father masturbates on you until a simultaneous climax
by Chocolate chip 127 April 19, 2017
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family values

A loosely defined set of ideals held by most conservatives. Things like xenophobia and homophobia, censorship, the killing of non-Christians, and sometimes racism.

Basically: PG rated.
Family values? Pisht! I'm gonna go download some porn.
by Shard April 21, 2005
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Duggar Family

A very religious family consisting of 17 children (with one on the way, due January 2009) who have a reality series on Discovery Health.
There are more members in the Duggar Family than in my gym class!
by quirky cracker August 14, 2008
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family law

An extortion racket whereby children are taken from fathers as an excuse to justify taking his wealth and income, with the proceeds divided between the mother and lawyers.
The difference between kidnapping and family law is that kidnappers sometimes give the children back after they get the money.
by tarelasi October 09, 2007
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Family Feud

A long-running game show where two families try to guess what the "survey says" in order to win $20,000. Originally hosted by Richard Dawson, then by Ray Combs, then by Louie Anderson, then by Richard Karn, and finally is currently hosted by John O'Hurley.
John: Hey, did you see yesterday's episode of Family Feud?
Jack: No, I missed it. What happened?
John: The question was "Name something you feel before you buy it.", and some woman buzzed in and said "excited"!
by Corn Flake September 21, 2006
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Dungeon Family

A coalition of rappers and other artists that was formed in Atlanta in the early 90's. The two most notable members are OutKast and Goodie Mob, who put Atlanta on the map for the rap scene. The DF would prove to feature Atlanta's premiere rap artists.
The best Atlanta rap is from the Dungeon Family.
by themaoid29e0 December 06, 2010
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in the family way

"She's in the family way. It will be her first child"
by Anonymous August 19, 2003
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