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Chris Campbell

Omg he just Chris Campbelled him into t3
by Chriscampbell November 4, 2025
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Scott Campbell

When you have a Scott Campbell in your group, dont expect him to stay around very long, as he spends his time mastering his Harry Houdini impression by vanishing instantaneously.

Above all else Scott Campbell loves her majesty the queen and baby photos of Ewan Pender. Doesn't take kindly to things that are brown unless it was manufactured in his colon, even then it is not always brown in colour.
Whose house is that? With the Confederate flags hung up outside?

Scott Campbell's of course. Why dont you ring his doorbell?
by anonymous November 22, 2021
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Campbell's Paradox

Campbell's paradox states that the word "dad" is both at the peak of kinky and devoid of kinky connotation simultaneously. Philosophers and ethicists typically use the common term "daddy" as an anchor, since "daddy" is known to have non-zero and non-absolute kinky connotation. Thus, the scale of kinkiness goes dad < daddy < dad.
"On a scale from dad to dad, how bad was that girl you were with last night?"
"Excuse me?"
"Campbell's Paradox, look it up"
by kingbika October 9, 2018
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Natasha Campbell

A brunette female with large front teeth who looks like they’ve been hit my a truck. Smells and looks like trash and is probably one of the ugliest girls you’ll come across.
Damn, have you seen Natasha Campbell? Heard she’s a good cheese grater!
by jimmybobjoe1234 June 26, 2019
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Josh Campbell

A josh Campbell is a very rare find.

An average 'annoying little cousin' type that has no idea just how weak they truly are.
The reason you don't see many josh Campbells in the wild is because literally anyone would have taken the honour and pleasure to bludgeon one to death using blunt force trauma.
Despite all of this, there are rare occasions where they can be kind little chaps and you'll want to appreciate them whilst they're still alive.
'My aunty just had a new baby!'
'What is their name?'
'Josh Campbell'
<<Go's and gets knife>>
by Nippy. May 19, 2022
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Campbell Bus Incident

Can mean any type of sexual assault, referring to the Sexual assault that occurred on a Campbell County football bus on the way back from Woodford County
“Hey John, be careful, they might pull a Campbell Bus Incident at that party if you go!
by Bus Incidents September 7, 2022
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Afton Campbelled

1. A term that describes getting rear-ended by a rich white man who thinks he's done nothing wrong and tries to blame you regardless of the situation. He may also smirk and grin the entire time after he's hit you because he thinks he's better than you.

2. A cocky, rich white man that has a big head. He thinks he can do no wrong because he is one of the main rich men in your town. He also thinks he will get away with anything and dares you to call the police.

3. A perverted old white man.
Example 1:
Person A: "Dude, what happened to your car?"
Person B: "I got Afton Campbelled."

Example 2:
Person A: "I'm heading to Harrison, Arkansas this weekend.

Person B: "Be careful, dude! Don't get Afton Campbelled."
by PrettyOddZebra September 14, 2022
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