Unprotected Text

The text version of "drunk dialing", in which you text someone while under the influence of drugs or alcohol. The resulting texts are often composed without a filter between the fingers and the brain. As such, unprotected sex often leads to situations that are, at best, uncomfortable.

Dude 1: Dude, how did Emily end up dating such a troll?

Dude 2: She met him on myspace, man, and they started having unprotected text. Next thing you know, she can't get rid of him...

Dude 1: Woah...we should totally get high...

by Madfat October 3, 2007

textticulitis

a speech impediment that only manifests in texts or other communication done on a mobile device. Many variances include texttitis (or a swelling of the textes); textdorhea (sloppy, foul texts), and text-ticular cancer, which is when it meth-tastesizes to other forms of written communication. Aversion therapy is usually the only thing that can be used to treat this disease.

Did you see what The Trump tweeted today? I swear, our commander-in-chief must have textticulitis, or maybe he is just discontimental, or has bad manual textdarity.

by Fnqaz November 29, 2017

text company

When someone is at a boring event/place and they want people text them in order to make that event/place a little more bearable.

Person 1: Ugh! I have to go my brothers stupid college graduation ceremony!
Person 2: Will you have your phone with you? I can keep you text company.
Person 1: Ok thanks a lot!

by MasterofXD January 19, 2009

text assault

when you receive a barrage of texts from one person, most likely when they are pissed at you.

Jeff: "Dude you're popular- your phone is blowing up!"

Jim:"Nah, pissed off my girlfriend and she is waging a "text assault" on me."

by bird is very October 16, 2010

Text appeal

When someone is a very good texter, so good in fact that it convinces you that you like them.

Damn, I can't wait to hang out with this guy. He has some serious text appeal

by kcott December 3, 2010

text message breakup

Something even a person old enough to be a grandmother and raise two adult children, own a home and have a stable career will do the day after she texted that you are the best thing that's happened in years and she loves your company so much.

A text message breakup is the sign of a person's true lack of class or character that cannot be fixed and will happen again if you let them have a second chance.

by Art Anderson February 28, 2015

text for your header

text-for-your-header
noun (modern slang)

meaning:
really fun, very good game

example: Yo bro, you gotta get that app, it's a total text for your header

by FahKnee June 1, 2019