Telesexual

Someone who has sex primarily by FaceTime, Skype or by similar communication.

My wife has me so desperate for sex, she turned me out. I've gone telesexual because I have no time to meet up with women in person.

by Sal Ami February 8, 2017

oregon telephone pole

When you take a wooden object of 2 feet or more and put majority of it in your anus.

Hey Billy do you want to do the Oregon Telephone Pole.

by The Anus Destroyer August 29, 2016

saying hi to Ralph on the big white telephone

To throw up; to vomit.

I had a few too many wobbley pops last night and I spent all morning saying hi to Ralph on the big white telephone.

by northerner1 October 8, 2007

telephone

a diffenetion for anybody that talks too much and you want them to shut up

Man hang up the telephone it talks too much.

Disconnect the telephone so i can have some piece and quiet

by Kevin M. May 14, 2005

God's Telephone

When you're so wasted that you're leaning over the toilet yelling "Oh God" or similar between spasms.

Yeah, Stu was on God's Telephone on his birthday.

by Speh May 27, 2004

Tejesh

The name used to represent: the dismay of those around the character. Others usually experience a sense of anger and hate, this is due to the annoying and irritating nature of this infamous myth.

A series of other emphatic reactions usually occur near those cursed witht the name of Tejesh, it has been known to be used as an insult in extreme cases.

"Dude you are so annoying, you are almost pulling a Tejesh!"

by Oracle638 June 18, 2013

Teeshwah

A white girl with a black girl's name and booty.

Look at that Teeshwah over there; she smashed the homie!

by TieshaAnn February 4, 2010