TikTok Teen

A teenager addicted to TikTok

Girl: Bitch I look like I'm fresh off of TikTok uhhh bitches wanna be famous like me!
Guy: Dude, you're not famous. You're just addicted to TikTok... you're a TikTok Teen.

by Licensed_Nerd September 20, 2019

Korn Teen

The completely understandable reason why the south-east has resisted COVID vaccination.

Hey, y'all hear about this viral pandemic?
Yeah, I think it's a Korn Hole virus.
Oh! Must be why they want us to all stay inside and Korn Teen.
Yup, prolly so. But I ain't doin' neither.

by YAWA July 28, 2021

Tar-o-dusta-teen

The substance found within a customers computer that is created from constant dust and nicotine intake.

The tar-o-dusta-teen in that was caked in your pc caused it to fry. You need a new one.

Billy, if you continue using your computer as an air purifier next to your ashtray, you will kill it with tar-o-dusta-teen

by CR Wade December 17, 2012

Aqua Teen Hunger Force

A show that Cartoon Network punk'd everyone with by announcing it's cancellation and final episode airdate (August 15) as a joke. They then ran with the joke, saying "The ATHF cancellation continues, with new episodes airing Sundays at midnight." So everyone can calm down now - Shake and the gang are here to stay.

Shut up, he's making pizza.

by Dan August 23, 2004

Suburban Teen Syndrome

The delusion of suburban teens that their life is horrible, their parents are evil, they are entitled to everything without any effort or hard work on their part, and that they are bad asses that can "take" anyone.

Suburban Teen Syndrome (STS):

Teen 1:"My parents are like the worst! they took away my iPhone 4 because i sent out like 10,000 texts. Like seriously, it's only 10,000 texts."

Teen 2: "Really? oh-em-gee. It's not like they have any idea what it's like to have that many friends. And seriously, like they can't afford it! Whatevs".

by Faithmma May 10, 2011

Secret Life Of The American Teenager

By Far The Most watched/contreversial hit tv show on ABC Family. Basically a teen gets banged in band camp and figures out shes pregnant, while a slutty chick cant decide if she likes her "bed buddie" more than a bed buddie, & a jesus loving goody goody struggles with her parents disapproval towards her boyfriend.

Jane-Hey Sally! wanna go to the mall this Tuesday?
Sally-Heck No! Im watching the Secret Life of The American Teenager!
Jane-Whats that?
Sally-a bunch of teen sluts dealing with pregnancys and one night stands

by Jazzahoe August 9, 2008

Teenage Wasteland

Teenage Wasteland is a song written by Pete Townshend in 1971 for his LifeHouse project. Since the project wasn't completed back then, Townshend used parts of this song in his work with The Who, and parts of 'Teenage Wasteland' eventually became another song, Baba O'Reilly.

Excerpt from Teenage Wasteland:

"Out here in the fields, I fight for my meals
I get my back into my living
I don't need to fight to prove I'm right
And I don't need to be forgiven

My kids ain't gonna break my heart
My greed ain't gonna spoil their part
This life just has to be a new one
I'm gonna tan underneath a new sun

Don't cry, don't raise your eye
It's only teenage wasteland"

by Doktorfunk September 6, 2005