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Temu Tax

A tax to compensate the workers who have to custom fit low quality parts because the customer wanted to save money.
This front lip doesn't fit on the car. We will have to add at least a 200% Temu Tax.
by TemuEvoX June 22, 2025
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Temu Obama

A moniker for Hakeem Jeffries, by his critics. He is a congressman/representative from New York. He is often called "Temu Obama" by having similar assertive speech techniques and vapid platitudes of Barack Obama, but none of the charisma. Also known as the "Dollar Store Obama" for similar reasons.

Cory Booker is also called Temu Obama, however he is more like the "Bookie Monster" with his wide Muppet eyes like the Cookie Monster.
Person 1: Is that Barack Obama?
Person 2: No, that is Hakeem Jeffries, the Temu Obama. There is a difference.
Person 1: He looks just like him, talks like him, and walks like him.
Person 2: Yes, but with none of charm.
by DPSTTMPST June 30, 2025
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Temuous

Describes an item that seems to have been ordered cheaply online, bearing only a thin, insubstantial resemblance to what it tries to be. Often ill-fitting, wrong-sized, or mismatched.
Chandler: That tactical camo wallet you got online looks very temuous, and you should feel bad.

Joey: Not bad for $7.99 + shipping, though, right?
by nevster July 9, 2025
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Temu dad

Not the real dad. Inferior dad. Usually referring to a step dad or deadbeat dad. A dad that's not high quality
The temu dad thinks he can take the real dad's place. But the kids love their real father
by anonymous November 23, 2025
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Teenult

noun)
A blend of teen + adult, referring to an adult who responds emotionally like their teenage self when triggered, especially in love, rejection, conflict, or abandonment.

A teenult looks grown on the outside but still carries:
• teenage-level intensity
• fear of being left
• impulsive attachment
overthinking
• emotional overwhelm
• craving for validation
• panic during conflict
• “I can’t regulate this” vibes

It’s the version of you that never felt fully seen, supported, or emotionally safe growing up — so it hijacks the adult self anytime old wounds get activated.

Used in healing circles and therapy spaces to describe:
“Adult-me is functioning, but teen-me is driving the emotional bus.”
1.
“I swear it wasn’t adult me texting him 20 times, it was my teenult losing her mind.”

2.
“My teenult takes rejection like the world is ending, but my adult self is like… girl please.”

3.
“When your crush leaves you on read and your teenult is suddenly on the floor sobbing.”

4.
“I’m trying to date like an adult, but my teenult keeps choosing chaos.”
by Bxroo522 November 26, 2025
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Teenult

(noun)
A blend of teen + adult, referring to an adult who responds emotionally like their teenage self when triggered, especially in love, rejection, conflict, or abandonment.

A teenult looks grown on the outside but still carries:
• teenage-level intensity
• fear of being left
• impulsive attachment
overthinking
• emotional overwhelm
• craving for validation
• panic during conflict
• “I can’t regulate this” vibes

It’s the version of you that never felt fully seen, supported, or emotionally safe growing up — so it hijacks the adult self anytime old wounds get activated.

Used in healing circles and therapy spaces to describe:
“Adult-me is functioning, but teen-me is driving the emotional bus.”
1.
“I swear it wasn’t adult me texting him 20 times, it was my teenult losing her mind.”

2.
“My teenult takes rejection like the world is ending, but my adult self is like… girl please.”

3.
“When your crush leaves you on read and your teenult is suddenly on the floor sobbing.”

4.
“I’m trying to date like an adult, but my teenult keeps choosing chaos.”
by Bxroo522 November 26, 2025
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Temu farms

A skibidi farms ripoff that only last for month before shutdown
Temu farms is bad person 1 Temu farms is good person 2
by Harnte456e December 1, 2025
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