ticket taker

Someone who sells their freedom, morals, independence, soul, etc. in exchange for material wealth and worldly pleasures. (In other words, a sellout of the worst degree.) These people are typically lapdogs of the dark overlords that run the media and entertainment industry.

Ben Shapiro is often hailed as a prodigy, but he’s really just another ticket taker. He sold himself to the media industry and now he’s a spineless cuck who only does what (((they))) tell him to.

by EliteNinja26 July 29, 2023

scab-o-tage

Scab-o-tage is a phenomenon occurring during telecom labor strikes when the company employs the use of non-contract temporary workers ("scabs") who are usually incompetent and inadequately trained for their assigned work function. As a result these temps often create more troubles than they fix and disrupt service to irritated customers. Subsequently, the company declares that these outages are caused by the strikers' vandalism attempts which serves as a public relations and corporate psychological operation with the aim to negate sympathy for the strikers as well as hide the incompetence of their replacements.

Did you hear about that fiber trunk that went down yesterday and took out all of downtown? They said a union guy cut the fiber but we all know it was just scab-o-tage.

by Paul Sack 66 May 29, 2016

fastest alt taber in the west

you when your watching hentai and your perents walk into the room so ya know you hit that alt tab like the fastist alt taber in the west

me: im the fastest alt taber in the west,
friend: whys that?
me: my mum walked into the room

by notsouratall June 1, 2020

The Shin Taker

The Shin Taker is someone who is under 5'0, wears a plague doctor mask with a bunny hoodie on.
People do not know what The Shin Taker's gender is, so people say normally they/them.
The Shin Taker has many weapons such as, an axe, chainsaw, knife, ect.
Anyone could become The Shin Taker if they're under 5'0. If you make 10 short jokes within a day they can legally take your shins. (You have to wear The Shin Taker outfit)

Friend 1: Uhhh what are you wearing?
Friend 2: Halloween costume.
Friend 1: Oh that makes sense!
Friend 2: *Takes friend 1's shins* and that's for all the short jokes you bastard.
Friend 1: What the fuck is wrong with you?! I'm bleeding out!
Friend 2: I'm The Shin Taker, you made multiple short jokes today. To be exact 10. I am legally allowed to take your shins.

by Mew_Thing October 21, 2020

Disthe-un'tagree

The ultimate rejection for any scenario.

"Yo dude, wanna go grab some taco bell later?" Nah, I gotta disthe-un'tagree with that one.

by Goji tha fruit March 28, 2023

Tabernacle

Jewish soup. i.e. Matzo Ball Soup, Old Fashioned Potato Soup, Cabbage Soup, Tomato & Rice

I'd like some Tabernacle soup for dinner. What kind? How about Matzo Ball.

by SoupLovingShiksa June 16, 2012

Taberg

Taberg is a town run by a gang called West Taberg Krew they do some of thugiest stuff like break busses, have woman make the men sandwiches, and help the elderly cross the street. The Tabergians gather and get drunk at the field days every year. Be sure you do not mess with the Tabergians or they will elope with every female in your family. The gang sign is notoriously a W made with their fingers crossed while shouting West Taberg.. They gather every Saturday evening at the town park on their scooters. As the scooter is seen as a sacred object.

Taberg is super duper

by Spade #2 of WTK August 3, 2016