suck-punk

A male pursuing a sexual relationship with a female under the false pretense of friendship.

In situations in which the ratio of males to females is high, (e.g. anime/science fiction/comics clubs, sports clubs/organizations, certain school campuses,) suck-punks are known to travel in packs hovering around the only females available.
Since there were 150 males and only 50 females on campus, Doc's girlfriend attracted no less than 5 suck-punks at any given time.

"They're just my friends!"
"No, Cathy. They're not your friends. They're suck-punks."

"There's this git she works with that keeps trying to warm up to her. I might have to whip the little suck-punk's ass."
by Nick Wright August 12, 2006
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nexon sucks

Nexon is a company that produces shit. Nexon is the FBI's most wanted list. They have the real Usama bin Laden hiding there. Nexon is known for supporting al quidah. They send millions of hackers and suicide bombers and thieves to cause chaos.
Nexon produced 30 million shits yesterday by banning new nexon accounts. nexon sucks
by blabah November 16, 2013
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Suck Pump

One who is a kiss ass at work
I hate working with Charlie, he is such a suck pump
by Scott November 20, 2003
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Suck One

1. Literally, to go suck a dick.

Can be used jokingly.

Sometimes accompanied with a crossover of the arms over the general cock area, two pounds. Gesture only perfromed by fags.

syn: Suck it, Suck my Dick, etc.
Dave: I made a 70 on my test.
Eric: I made a 84, you dumb bitch!
Dave: SUCK ONE!
by Griddlecakes October 28, 2006
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twitter sucks

it is an expression used by the general public describing the networking website, twitter.com, and how much it sucks.

it is used by the lovely Martin Johnson on martinsays.com and bracelets can be found with this saying.
Martinsays: Twitter sucks!
Sally: I know!
by ohmartin123 February 15, 2009
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sucks ass

Much worse than "suck". Something that sucks to the nth power.
I can't believe I sat through that garbage! That sucked ass!
by S-ISM August 25, 2005
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yankees suck

Yankees suck! Yankees suck! Yankees suck! (you get the idea)
by Tragic Story February 27, 2004
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