Mayonaise Submarine

A sexual position/move in which an of age & consenting woman gets into a bathtub full of water while wearing a snorkel. A guy sits on top of the submerged woman and rubs one out into the snorkel.

Girl: "My feet are still pruney from last night."
Other Girl: "What happened?"
Girl: "This guy took forever to Mayonaise Submarine me!"

by RedOctober1 October 5, 2011

Every single Urban Dictionary submission on the voting page

A bundle of awful insults aimed at random people who will probably never see them, lame jokes that aren't even funny, mountains of swearing and... Well, you don't want to know.

Person 1: What made you so annoyed just then?
Person 2: EVERY. SINGLE. URBAN. DICTIONARY. SUBMISSION. ON. THE. VOTING. PAGE.

Every single Urban Dictionary submission on the voting page is seriously screwed up.

by MinecraftVlogMV April 11, 2017

Submarineing

When you pack as many people as possible into a mini van, with enough weed as you can get and all start smoking at once. the ratio of people to smoking paraphernalia should 2:1, but more joints, bowls, bongs, and hookahs never hurts. The point of the submarine is not to be moving but to find a safe spot and fish bowl it so bad that you take a hit just by taking a breath and make it hard to see in from the out side from all the smoke.

Side note: Always remember to bring food and drinks in the van before you start smoking

the smoke was so thick when we went submarineing last weekend, that you literally couldn't see your hand one foot in front of your face

by Slayer87 June 15, 2011

Chicken Submarine

Placing the carcass of a roast chicken in a friend's bed/under the pillow.

Rob Joy was whipped in Magaluf so I chicken submarined him.

by StellaBnL March 8, 2011

Dominant submissive relationship

A relationship between a Dominant and his/her submissive that is built on trust, respect, communication, honesty, and great sex. An unbreakable bond.

They’ve been in a Dominant submissive relationship for 12 years.

by Rosegoldqueen1 July 13, 2018

submarine muslim

A muslim that lays low and only surfaces when it is convenient to be muslim.

Submarine Muslim can also be easily confused with a terrorist sleeper cell. However this is not usually the case.

Farhat is a submarine muslim. He's only muslim when it's cool to be muslim.

by Spanky 69 October 20, 2005

suboomafoo

A word you use to get an animal or infant's attention. works best when either: said loud, said fast, said in a very high/low pitch sound, or said in dead silence.

mom "Jimmy, pay attention to me... Jimmy! suboomafoo mother fucker!"

Jimmy "wtf?"

by moses x August 4, 2006