Closet Studying

The act of studying constantly while giving the appearance of never studying at all. Usually done late at night when everyone else is sleeping.

I am going to suck at giving this presentation, because I definitely didn't spend the entire previous night closet studying for this.

by Agent63 February 28, 2011

Ladies Bible Study

A message sent to thousands of University of Michigan email addresses advertizing a small Bible study meeting for the "Women of Proverbs" at League Rm D @ 7pm, which lead to a massive deluge of spam from those of double digit IQ asking to have their specific address removed from the list.

"Ladies Bible Study Tonight! Come out to the League Rm D @ 7pm for Women of Proverbs 31 bible study."

"Remove me from this list"

"Don't reply to all!"

"Don't reply at all!"

"OMFG NOES!"

by Michigan Wolverines 2006 September 16, 2008

StudyAid

A dietary supplement drink developed by students for students to promote mental alertness.

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by StudentsforStudents November 18, 2013

study buddies

1. ritalin, aderol, dexedrine; anything to help you get an A on a final of a class you are failing/haven't gone to once udring the entire semester

2. allows one to navigate and absorb hours of excrutiatingly boring material in the hopes of throwing it back up on a test or exam

If it weren't for these study buddies, I wouldn't have been able to study for 2 days straight without any sleep.

by ssling May 8, 2006

study

Code word given when speaking of smoking marijuana when over the phone or in public.

Also see homework

So bring your pipe over and we'll "study"

by Vega6794 January 30, 2003

bible study

Slang for having sexual activity with someone & using the excuse of being religious, preferably with someone with the name of Jordan.

'Hey, I've got bible study tonight with Jordan.'
'Sorry Jasmine & Seazer, but my bible study with Jordan is far more important than feeding the homeless.'

by Awesomality January 2, 2014

studying psychosis

when you've studied so much that you're starting to go crazy

I think I have studying psychosis; I can't stand the thought of spending another minute looking at a book. I even DREAM about studying... headdesk

by cubsgirl101 December 5, 2011