the strokes

The incredible band that you have to be a complete dipshit to not like. They have some kind of genre all their own, that can't be described as rock and roll or alternative. They have released so many great song like reptilia, heart in a cage, juicebox, and last nite just to name a few. They are a fucking awesome band and if you haven't heard their music then you should start listening.

-Dude i went to the strokes concert last night and it fucking ruled
-Dude, the strokes suck
-Yo you suck
-(sigh) your right. I'm gonna go shove a parking cone up my ass. And the strokes do rule by the way.

by JB!!!!!!!!!!! March 1, 2008

Stroking

stroking

(verb)
(painfully)
to have a stroke

Synonyms:
OH GOD OH FUCK IM HAVING A STROKE

Examples:
IM STROKING CALL AN AMBULANCEFIWKJENURBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB

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(verb)
(lustfully)
to stroke a diC-

Synonyms:
BIG GAE, sWeET aSS, COCK IN THE AS-

Examples:

*Wattpad writers*: He gently put his hand on his dick stroking it and biting his ear.
His own ea-

by nice try there idiot August 31, 2019

stroker

One who enters a car dealership without the slightest intention to buy a car, hence wasting a salesperson's time and money.

Bob the used car salesman: Did you end up closing the deal?

Mike the used car salesman: Naaw, he was a stroker.

by Shahin January 31, 2005

sex stroke

when a guy fails to climax because he is too tired to do so and ends up giving up altogether

Mitch was so tired after work that when he had sex with Kirsty, he ended up having a sex stroke.

by marcusnugg May 19, 2009

Beef strokinoff

To stroke ones beef with a fearsome hunger.

Beef strokinoff as used in a typical dialogue between an adolescent boy and his clueless mother. Mom- "Tommy can you come join the family for dinner?" Tommy-"I'd rather not mommy I'm having quite a delightful feast of beefstrokinoff at the moment "

by Chrisbycreme25 October 1, 2015

The Strokes

Friggin' awesome band. Some of the world's more moronic people may say that The Strokes don't have any super fabulouso insane solos or anything like that. To them I say this: who the hell cares? The Strokes are way cooler than most of us will ever be. I know they're cooler than I'll ever be, anyway.

The Strokes are my drug of choice.

by Yeeaaaaah May 19, 2005

Stroked the mime

Use to indicate either doing well in something or very poorly. A term that has become more and more prevelant in society over the past century. It originally began in the Middle Ages, when mimes (common performers in the medieval theatre or production) that performed poorly were often ordered lashed (known as "stroking" back then) with a whip by the local Bishop. As society developed and advanced, the whip was eventually phased out, however, mimes were unfortunately not. The negative meaning came from the disgraceful act of harming the enterainer (mime). However, as time moved on, and some aspects of society began to dislike and look down on the miming arts, this saying became postively used by members of the anti-mime movement. Today, it is often used in theatre, particularly in the mime entertainer community to describe a performance.

This phrase was often used by several well-known people in recent history such as Charles Lindbergh, Al Capone and U.S. President Harry S. Truman.

Thanks for knocking over my beer, you stroked the mime hard on that one

by HarvardProfessor3 July 20, 2010