standover tactic

When a person stands directly over a toilet so they are not required to lift the toilet seat to urinate. This practice is most commonly employed in disgusting public toilets, such as those located at freeway rest stops and in nightclubs.

"Man that toilet is disgusting, I know you're desperate to pee but don't go in there!"
"Nevermind bro, I'll just use the standover tactic, she'll be right!"

by Mattyy89 May 7, 2018

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strandom

A combination of "stranded" and "random."

At a sports bar: "Wow, look at that silverware. It's all strandom."

Or: "What if you were driving and you randomly ran out of gas and you were stranded? Wouldn't that be so strandom?"

by mscdex.exe December 16, 2007

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Mexican Standoff

When you and your roommate both masturbate while pretending to be asleep, each keeping one eye open to make sure the other one doesn't 'wake up'.
This unintentionally awkward situation will probably occur several times during the average college semester.

Roommate 1: "Yo man I jerked off so hard last night, thank god you didn't wake up."
Roommate 2: "Haha me too..."
Roommate 1: "Oops, that was totally a mexican standoff..."

by thenotoriousdonut March 27, 2016

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