strategery

The key to George W. Bush's presidency. Used by janky strategerists.

Dude: "How would you sum up your campaign in one word Mr. Bush?"
Bush: "Strategery"

by big Al February 3, 2003

Bryce Strait

A Texas Hold'em four card strait that is bet on because the player believes they already have a strait when they infact do not. This mistake is usually caused by excessive consumption of alcohol while playing cards. Texas Hold'em hold'em poker cards

Last night Mark bet $10 on the Bryce Strait only to realize when he turned his hand up he didn’t have a strait after all.

by Modesto Max July 31, 2006

Strategic Shitting

Verb

The act of deficating in a area within your apartment on pieces of newspaper so one or more of your roomates will unsuspectingly step into it, hopefully barefoot. The best strategic shits are those that go unnoticed.

After a superb strategic shitting play outside of Sam's bedroom, all Larry could do was sit back and wait.

by Uncle Larry October 15, 2006

STRAC

In the post-war period the US Army was divided into units that were ready for immediate action, and units, such as National Guard, that would require training before being deployed. Units ready for immediate service were part of the Strategic Army Corps, or STRAC. Anything that was good-to-go could be considered "strac".

Look at how clean and squared-away that barracks is; it's strac.

by Rittttt August 17, 2016

Now THAT'S a pimped out strat!

the ultimate sign of passion and affection for a stratocaster guitar

PERSON 1! hey i got this new strat

PERSON 2! Now THAT'S a pimped out strat!

by marl December 17, 2006

strachan

A male camel toe. It can only be seen when wearing tight shorts or pants.

Those shorts are way too tight on him, you can see his Strachan.

by Chris Hellium January 19, 2008

Stratagy

(strah-TAH-gee)

1. A form of marketing/customer service, focusing on making the customers' and/or clients' experience as horrendous and juvenile as possible.

2. An aura of completely unrequited doucheiness, usually followed with empty threats and boasts.

3. An infectious mental disorder rendering the victim unable to comprehend basic grammar and sentence structure; along with other effects such as terrible spelling and repeated use of the word 'bro'.

1. Ocean Marketing is making history as the first cooperation to use stratagy in all of it's customer-related programs.

2. Everyone reviled Terrance for his mastery of stratagy; it was impossible not to get an urge to punch him in the face.

3. Doctor, the patient is unable to form simple sentences and his IQ is dropping at an exponential rate; we are certain it must be Stratagy.

by ironlunch December 30, 2011